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Friday Jun 18, 2004

Jun 18, 2004
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New joke shamelessly stolen.

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."
I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."
"That's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor. "
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'. I don't remember much after that."
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yuriel:
Yeah i am.
strange is... erm interesting though right?
Heh a walk... would help...... by a very very exceptionally pretty female..... who hasnt been paid... and isnt doing it for pity *laughs*
Whee boredom sucks.
Werd man. Keep cool.
Yeah being cooped up kinda does suck... I do get out... just not nearly enough is all... Need to move and all but really cant right now.
EL SUICIDO LOCO
Jul 17, 2004
aries:
hi, im from Bako
Sep 12, 2004

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