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A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our ball into...
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A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our ball into...
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yuriel:
Yeah i am.
strange is... erm interesting though right?
Heh a walk... would help...... by a very very exceptionally pretty female..... who hasnt been paid... and isnt doing it for pity *laughs*
Whee boredom sucks.
Werd man. Keep cool.
Yeah being cooped up kinda does suck... I do get out... just not nearly enough is all... Need to move and all but really cant right now.
strange is... erm interesting though right?
Heh a walk... would help...... by a very very exceptionally pretty female..... who hasnt been paid... and isnt doing it for pity *laughs*
Whee boredom sucks.
Werd man. Keep cool.
Yeah being cooped up kinda does suck... I do get out... just not nearly enough is all... Need to move and all but really cant right now.
aries:
hi, im from Bako
Went to the show in San Diego. Loved it lots. But the time it started sucked much. Had got on a train at 6am to make the what I thought was the show time at 8pm. Was not happy to learn that show wasn't going to start till 11ish. Anyways live an learn I suppose.
PS Stormy is a tiny lil thing.
PS Stormy is a tiny lil thing.
Faulty
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm, while waiting for a train. A woman upon seeing those 2 cute babies asked the man, "Aren't they cute, what are their names?" The man giving the lady an angry look replied, "I don't know." The lady then asked, Are they boys or girls?"
The man looking angrier than before replied "I don't know."...
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A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm, while waiting for a train. A woman upon seeing those 2 cute babies asked the man, "Aren't they cute, what are their names?" The man giving the lady an angry look replied, "I don't know." The lady then asked, Are they boys or girls?"
The man looking angrier than before replied "I don't know."...
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Grand Wizard
KKK
An Alabama preacher rose with an angry red face. "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from...
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KKK
An Alabama preacher rose with an angry red face. "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from...
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susannahjoy:
it's pretty much all down. right now i have one friend (yay!!! first one in years!!!) who i actually talk to, but who i dont even like very much. he's fucking annoying. he has some weird crush on me. ugh. but i dont like being alone all the time so i sorta put up with it.
funny story btw!
[Edited on Mar 25, 2004 9:27PM]
funny story btw!
[Edited on Mar 25, 2004 9:27PM]
Subject: The IRS
The Internal Revenue Service sent their auditor to a synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks and then turns to the Rabbi and says, "I noticed that you
buy a lot of candles." "Yes," answered the Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked. "A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up and...
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The Internal Revenue Service sent their auditor to a synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks and then turns to the Rabbi and says, "I noticed that you
buy a lot of candles." "Yes," answered the Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked. "A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up and...
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Suddenly Peace
Drunk
A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?" "I've been to the pub," slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few. " "I did all right," the drunk says with...
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Drunk
A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?" "I've been to the pub," slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few. " "I did all right," the drunk says with...
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An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today? "There's something wrong with my penis," he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that. "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,"...
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Just A Reminder
Wisdom
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if...
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lysistrata:
you like buffy and charmed? 
cool
cool
leave me the fuck alone
there i said something
there i said something