Soon I'll Be Able to Retire the Defogger For My Glasses
My heads not in this today
So Im all over the place
For some reason Ive been singing Sh-Boom all morning
Everytime I get to, Baby, wed be so fine! Im secretly hoping that a group of guys in baby blue tuxedoes will join in and sing along with me
This has been going...
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My heads not in this today
So Im all over the place
For some reason Ive been singing Sh-Boom all morning
Everytime I get to, Baby, wed be so fine! Im secretly hoping that a group of guys in baby blue tuxedoes will join in and sing along with me
This has been going...
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Clubbed Feet (Not to be Confused with Clubber Lang or a Club Sandwich)
Why is it that every time I see a guy wearing flip flops or sandals I want to find a hammer and smash his toes?
Why is it that every time I see a guy wearing flip flops or sandals I want to find a hammer and smash his toes?
kiss_kiss_luxury:
i wish you would
theres nothing worse than when you are staring at the floor on the train and you have to look at some guys gross feet :p
theres nothing worse than when you are staring at the floor on the train and you have to look at some guys gross feet :p
I Dream of Newports
Ive been remembering my dreams more and more lately
I have this one recurring dream where I am walking down a crowded sidewalk
I keep walking and never make it to the end of the block though
Everyone around me is walking in the opposite direction
The same people keep passing me
Every person that passes me reaches out and touches...
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Ive been remembering my dreams more and more lately
I have this one recurring dream where I am walking down a crowded sidewalk
I keep walking and never make it to the end of the block though
Everyone around me is walking in the opposite direction
The same people keep passing me
Every person that passes me reaches out and touches...
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My mind has been all over the place recently
Seems hard to focus on anything recently
I've always been a creature of habit
And I've recently broken most of them:
First there was quitting smoking
Then, after the doctor's suggesting, I altered my diet
Then, at the ripe old age of 29, I decided to make some new friends
I stopped avoiding meeting new people...
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Seems hard to focus on anything recently
I've always been a creature of habit
And I've recently broken most of them:
First there was quitting smoking
Then, after the doctor's suggesting, I altered my diet
Then, at the ripe old age of 29, I decided to make some new friends
I stopped avoiding meeting new people...
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ymonster:
Motorhead is awesome.... but that's no excuse for wearing flannel in public. 
Cracker Jacks & Yankees & Um...Yeah...Whatever
Speed drinking beers in plastic bottles
I managed to drink fast enough to make myself drunk from about 2 beers
Hot dogs that you can smell four rows away
I remember buying one
I dont remember actually eating it
And Cracker Jacks
They have the worst prizes in those things
You used to get tattoos or baseball cards
Yesterday...
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Speed drinking beers in plastic bottles
I managed to drink fast enough to make myself drunk from about 2 beers
Hot dogs that you can smell four rows away
I remember buying one
I dont remember actually eating it
And Cracker Jacks
They have the worst prizes in those things
You used to get tattoos or baseball cards
Yesterday...
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On Trying To Be 13 For A Third Time
I should have known that it could never have been that good again
I think we were just caught in the moment
Christ
We bought the tickets less than 8 hours after the first show ended
The hangover still fresh
Head still pounding
Still burping up beer and the roast beef sandwiches and fries that we...
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I should have known that it could never have been that good again
I think we were just caught in the moment
Christ
We bought the tickets less than 8 hours after the first show ended
The hangover still fresh
Head still pounding
Still burping up beer and the roast beef sandwiches and fries that we...
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odette:
Well I heard it was good
When Im home alone I also like to eat my roomates tempeh
When Im home alone I also like to eat my roomates tempeh
Elf Needs Sleep Badly
Im in over my head
Too much on my plate
Spread way too thin
I complained for so long that I had nothing to do
That I was bored
As a result I took too much on
Agreed to too much
But I cant cancel
But I need some rest
I get involved and then Im out till midnight and later...
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Im in over my head
Too much on my plate
Spread way too thin
I complained for so long that I had nothing to do
That I was bored
As a result I took too much on
Agreed to too much
But I cant cancel
But I need some rest
I get involved and then Im out till midnight and later...
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To & From Tonic
To & From Tonic
I ended up in the middle of girls night last night
I had to walk away once the conversation once it turned to hemorrhaging as a result of waxing injury to the labia
Thats where I drew the line
It had to be drawn somewhere
I needed to watch some football after that
Or boxing
Or go...
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To & From Tonic
I ended up in the middle of girls night last night
I had to walk away once the conversation once it turned to hemorrhaging as a result of waxing injury to the labia
Thats where I drew the line
It had to be drawn somewhere
I needed to watch some football after that
Or boxing
Or go...
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kiss_kiss_luxury:
a working dvd player would be nice
MMmmmmmm Wednesday
It should be said that the original title for this was Mmmmmm Tuesday
Just goes to show you: I have no idea what day it is
Does anyone really care about space travel anymore?
Sure
Its given us the Deep Space Homer episode of The Simpsons
Velcro
Tang
And that delightful Need Another Seven Astronauts joke
And now the news is littered with...
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It should be said that the original title for this was Mmmmmm Tuesday
Just goes to show you: I have no idea what day it is
Does anyone really care about space travel anymore?
Sure
Its given us the Deep Space Homer episode of The Simpsons
Velcro
Tang
And that delightful Need Another Seven Astronauts joke
And now the news is littered with...
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VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
odette:
mmmmmmmm heroes....
kiss_kiss_luxury:
i didnt burn the bag we ate
...i burnt the one i tried to make at 1:30am and i put the popcorn on for 5 minutes and forgot about it
...i burnt the one i tried to make at 1:30am and i put the popcorn on for 5 minutes and forgot about it
Tweeter & the Monkeyman
5 Netflix envelopes in the mailbox on a Monday morning is most certainly a sign of an exciting weekend
Im trying to figure out what I watched
I dont know if I could accurately tell you without cheating
Counting the Devils Rejects on Friday, I watched at least 6 movies
What they were though Im still not really sure
I do...
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5 Netflix envelopes in the mailbox on a Monday morning is most certainly a sign of an exciting weekend
Im trying to figure out what I watched
I dont know if I could accurately tell you without cheating
Counting the Devils Rejects on Friday, I watched at least 6 movies
What they were though Im still not really sure
I do...
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kiss_kiss_luxury:
eww you didnt shower 
now thats some hot pool player ass
now thats some hot pool player ass
i can only stand to eat one or two pieces of it though...after that it grosses me out
hang in there! summer is almost over!