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To & From Tonic

To & From Tonic

I ended up in the middle of girls night last night
I had to walk away once the conversation once it turned to hemorrhaging as a result of waxing injury to the labia
Thats where I drew the line
It had to be drawn somewhere
I needed to watch some football after that
Or boxing
Or go hunting
Killing something small and furry, preferably defenseless would balance it all out

Instead
I drank too much
So much that I had to go home
Im sure being exhausted didnt help
Im sure having nothing in my stomach but Vietnamese appetizers didnt help either
Or the beer
And so I went home
Didnt say much of anything to anyone except for anyone I passed on the way to the door Got in a cab and that was it
What does all this mean?
I woke up to messages, both text and voice:
Whered you go?
Are you still here?
Are you alright?
Whats wrong with you?
Thanks for saying good-bye

Im still wondering where the surprise comes from