40oz
Im quite proud of myself
I avoided this all weekend
The internet
I kept myself busy
Not busy as much as occupied, I guess
Or maybe distracted is the word Im looking for
Watching movies
Drinking
Getting tattooed
Mr. Brownstone @ North Six
More movies
At one point last night I looked down at my hand and there was a 40 bottle in it
empty
I looked at the clock on the cable box and it said 10:00
All I kept thinking about was the stomachache I was going to have today
Even having the 40 to begin with could be recorded as one of my ill-conceived decisions
Choosing Old English as my 40 was the shining moment in my decision making process
Well
That and the two boxes of Berry Blast Mike-N-Ikes that I decided to eat with it
The ultimate way to start the week
I discovered it this morning quite by accident
Standing on a train platform for 45 minutes
Where the humidity is about 857[r>My glasses got so foggy that I just took them off rather than wipe the every 9 seconds
Then after the 45 minutes of being told there are 10-minute delays you are informed that the train isnt coming
The MTAs solution
And I quote: Take the E Train to Jamaica (the very train in the previous sentence they said wasnt working) or to try something else. I dont know what to tell you.
Thats one of the best plans Ive ever heard
Try something else
The man is undoubtedly sitting no less than 7 inches from a subway map and that was his solution
You dont know what to tell me?
Tell me how to get the fuck out of this assfuck part of Queens to where I can get into a goddamn cab or a bus or a ferry or even a goddamn rickshaw so that I can ring my shirt out and start my day
Or
Even better
Tell me how I can have your job
Zero responsibility short of making the initial announcement but then providing no information to the customers
If I had that job, I could probably get away with having 40s & Mike-N-Ikes every night
Im quite proud of myself
I avoided this all weekend
The internet
I kept myself busy
Not busy as much as occupied, I guess
Or maybe distracted is the word Im looking for
Watching movies
Drinking
Getting tattooed
Mr. Brownstone @ North Six
More movies
At one point last night I looked down at my hand and there was a 40 bottle in it
empty
I looked at the clock on the cable box and it said 10:00
All I kept thinking about was the stomachache I was going to have today
Even having the 40 to begin with could be recorded as one of my ill-conceived decisions
Choosing Old English as my 40 was the shining moment in my decision making process
Well
That and the two boxes of Berry Blast Mike-N-Ikes that I decided to eat with it
The ultimate way to start the week
I discovered it this morning quite by accident
Standing on a train platform for 45 minutes
Where the humidity is about 857[r>My glasses got so foggy that I just took them off rather than wipe the every 9 seconds
Then after the 45 minutes of being told there are 10-minute delays you are informed that the train isnt coming
The MTAs solution
And I quote: Take the E Train to Jamaica (the very train in the previous sentence they said wasnt working) or to try something else. I dont know what to tell you.
Thats one of the best plans Ive ever heard
Try something else
The man is undoubtedly sitting no less than 7 inches from a subway map and that was his solution
You dont know what to tell me?
Tell me how to get the fuck out of this assfuck part of Queens to where I can get into a goddamn cab or a bus or a ferry or even a goddamn rickshaw so that I can ring my shirt out and start my day
Or
Even better
Tell me how I can have your job
Zero responsibility short of making the initial announcement but then providing no information to the customers
If I had that job, I could probably get away with having 40s & Mike-N-Ikes every night
i have been addicted to sweet tarts for a few years now...my absolute favorite are the ones that come out around easter, they are chicks, ducks and bunnies...i stock up on those so i can still have them when they arent sold anymore