tinysharks

At An Open Bar Without A Wrangler
The open bar
The idea is simple enough:
For a nominal fee patrons can drink as much as they want for a predetermined amount of time
Drink until time runs out
Or the liquor runs out
Or the will to drink runs out
Or the ability to drink runs out
Its a dangerous practice
And I fell victim to said practice
Saturday
6-10pm
$20
I took full advantage
Molson Something-Or-Other
Light or Ice or Light-Ice
I dont really remember
It didnt matter then and I guess it doesnt matter now
To make matters worse, I was playing cards while enjoying the wonder that is the open bar
Luckily it was a tournament rather than a straight cash game
Actually
I take that back
If it was a cash game I wouldnt have gotten bored
I wouldnt have had to amuse myself in other ways
Like
Oh
I dont know
A silent auction
I am now the proud owner of a trip to Puerto Rico
And why did I buy a trip?
I dont know really
I remember yelling something about not losing to a guy wearing sandals
So I have a trip now
Came in fourth in the tournament
Drank myself nearly blind
Then thought it would be a great idea if I went to another bar
This all is a direct result of me not having a wrangler to control the stupid shit that I wind up doing
If any of you know anyone looking for a second job please have them forward their resume to my attention or attach them below
No wrangling experience necessary
The pay isnt great but you will be given free dancing lessons by me and there is always free candy