tinysharks

So we traded in Great Adventure for Coney Island
Spent the day roaming about in the Brooklyn sun
Eating my weight in corn dogs
Proving that youre never too old to enjoy a three-foot pixie stick
A few things about the trip

- Im still scared shitless on the Wonderwheel
Theres a sign when you get on the ride that says 85 years without an accident
That 85 looks like its on a removable sticker
I have a strange feeling that there is a 0 under that 85 and theyre just waiting to peel it off
You figure after 85 years, theyre due
- I know you work at Nathans but come on
Surely you can move a little faster than that
I know theres not much incentive to moving quickly but having 300 people wishing you were dead cannot be beneficial
Just like with the Wonderwheels accident record, someones wish is due to come true
45 minutes is way too long to wait for hotdogs and fries
Oh
Before I forget
Scratch your breasts after you give me fries next time
Thanks
- I know you really liked Depeche Mode in the 80s but I think its high time for you to cover up that tattoo around your belly button
Maybe with a nice rainbow
Or perhaps some dolphins
Or something tribal
- If you cant control the children you have, why are you having more?
Please tell your child that this pixie stick is mine
I will gladly buy him one of his own if only to watch as your head explodes when he goes into a full on sugar fit
- Sweet Ups The Dog is my new best friend