Easy Cheese & Slim Jim Flowers
Plying me with gin and red bull will only get you one thing: me a little more obnoxious and wide awake
Bouncing around like a six year old
Already all hopped up on laffy taffy, easy cheese, and cheese-its
Its a crap shoot really
It could have gone either way
I could have wound up hazy and dulled
By the way
Red Bull and Gin smells like socks
Tastes like socks too
Probably why my head is pulsing right now
I can actually see my eyelids twitching
$168.00 in Target gets you a wicked fucking stomach ache
It also brought to light the fact that I know the first and last names of all four golden girls and the plot lines to more than a few of the episodes in season two
It also gets you Gum
Easy Cheese
Triscuits
Dvds
Chocolate Twizzlers
Dum Dums
Laffy Taffy
Sodas
Tang
Kool Aid
Nestea
Mac-n-cheese (Regular and Spirals)
Cheese Its
Pretzel Bites
Slim Jims
And of course, Hummer underpants
Doesnt seem like much
It was nauseating to look at in the cart
A casual observer might have thought that some 5 year olds were running around the store and decided to go grocery shopping
Alas, that was not the case
Im 29 and my cohorts were 24 and 27
Though you really cant count the 27 year old
He was struggling with a file cabinet
We almost bought one too
If only to organize all the candy
Yesterday I learned that the silent treatment is very effective
Yesterday I learned that decorative flowers made out of Easy Cheese and Slim Jims are quite tasty
Yesterday I learned that there is only so much Easy Cheese you can put in your mouth before you actually inhale it into your lungs rather than swallow it
Im sorry
Im all over the place this morning
I should have brought some Easy Cheese to work me
Plying me with gin and red bull will only get you one thing: me a little more obnoxious and wide awake
Bouncing around like a six year old
Already all hopped up on laffy taffy, easy cheese, and cheese-its
Its a crap shoot really
It could have gone either way
I could have wound up hazy and dulled
By the way
Red Bull and Gin smells like socks
Tastes like socks too
Probably why my head is pulsing right now
I can actually see my eyelids twitching
$168.00 in Target gets you a wicked fucking stomach ache
It also brought to light the fact that I know the first and last names of all four golden girls and the plot lines to more than a few of the episodes in season two
It also gets you Gum
Easy Cheese
Triscuits
Dvds
Chocolate Twizzlers
Dum Dums
Laffy Taffy
Sodas
Tang
Kool Aid
Nestea
Mac-n-cheese (Regular and Spirals)
Cheese Its
Pretzel Bites
Slim Jims
And of course, Hummer underpants
Doesnt seem like much
It was nauseating to look at in the cart
A casual observer might have thought that some 5 year olds were running around the store and decided to go grocery shopping
Alas, that was not the case
Im 29 and my cohorts were 24 and 27
Though you really cant count the 27 year old
He was struggling with a file cabinet
We almost bought one too
If only to organize all the candy
Yesterday I learned that the silent treatment is very effective
Yesterday I learned that decorative flowers made out of Easy Cheese and Slim Jims are quite tasty
Yesterday I learned that there is only so much Easy Cheese you can put in your mouth before you actually inhale it into your lungs rather than swallow it
Im sorry
Im all over the place this morning
I should have brought some Easy Cheese to work me
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
dusty:
yo...you wanna invite me over so we can eat mashed potatoes and cotton candy?
hunter:
hey! you must be cool if odette likes you. I am so jealous that you get to eat her cooking all the time...though from the looks of it you're making some creative cuisine of your own...