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Saturday Jan 13, 2007

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Fake Friday

hose two four day work weeks for Christmas & New Years
On Wednesday I thought it was Thursday
Thursday felt like Friday
This morning around 5am I opened my eyes and thought, It's Saturday. I don't have to wake up at all today.
Yeah?
No
The alarm went off 15 minutes later
(Speaking of this morning:
I almost made it through an entire night's sleep without getting up 1,500 times
Wondering where I am
And then trying to perform math to determine exactly how long it is until I have to wake up.
Last night it only happened 4 times
4 times that I can remember that is)
Back on a somewhat normal schedule
Ahhhhhh

Random Sidebar:
I think I'm getting closer to being a grown up
I cooked myself dinner last night
Dinner that didn't come out of a box
Or a can
It didn't say microwavable on the side
It had more than 3 ingredients
And I didn't burn the shit out of it as a way of ensuring that it was actually cooked
I made lasagna
And
It was edible
This may not seem like a big deal
But for someone who eats Twizzlers or Chips or fruit snacks for dinner 3 or 4 nights a week,
It's huge
Oh
There's leftovers if anyone wants

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