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Friday Sep 15, 2006

Sep 15, 2006
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Words and Music by Santo & Johnny


I can add a new abnormality to my resume:
Sleepwalking
I woke up last night in my kitchen
Standing up
Leaning on the counter beside the sink
In the dark
Or maybe I dreamt that I did
Not sure which is worse really:
The idea that I wander around my apartment while I sleep
Or
The fact that my dreams are so dull that all I can remember about them is standing in my kitchen
In the dark
In my pajamas
odette:
OH! I saw on the Discovery channel, a show that featured a woman that would sleepwalk-eat... yeah, she would go in her fridge and make huge snacks for herself IN HER SLEEP and she couldnt figure out why she couldnt lose weight... well, she saw a video of herself doing that and was blown away. it was awesome.
do you wake up surrounded by sandwich crusts and empty doggie bags?!
Sep 23, 2006
ymonster:
I used to sleepwalk when I was a kid. My mom found me in the kitchen one time pissing into the trashcan... Another time, I woke up in the living room and freaked out screaming, and she fractured her face by running into the edge of her bedroom door trying to get to me... Somnambulism is fun. wink
skull
Sep 29, 2006

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