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I Don't Want To Play Anymore, Mr Gein
Yesterday I went to Home Depot
I walked in and put my headphones on
Clickwheeled my way to Metallica
Master of Puppets
Start with "Disposable Heroes"
Makes the experience more bearable
Less chance of people asking me for help:
If I know where the spraypaint is
If I know which screws would be best to attach a hammock to a sheet rock wall
And the music helps give rhythm to the mantra running through my head:
"Buy only what you need; Dont buy any tools."
Between repeats of the mantra
I walked around singing "Disposable Heroes" followed by "Leper Messiah"
While standing on line I noticed that I was getting some odd looks
I was singing outloud:
Time for lust, time for lie
time to kiss your life goodbye
Send me money, send me green
Heaven you will meet
Make a contribution
and you'll get a better seat
Bow to Leper Messiah
But thats not all of it
I was holding:
Duct tape (off-white, almost flesh colored)
A box of nails
A staple gun
Staples
And a huge roll of heavy plastic sheeting
Oh
And I was sweating profusely
If nothing else
Im sure I look like I was outfitting myself for a killing spree
It made me laugh
It also made me switch from Master of Puppets to Slayer's Seasons In The Abyss
Track 5
"Dead Skin Mask"
How I've waited for you to come
I've been here all alone
Now that you've arrived
Please stay a while
And I promise I won't keep you long
I'll keep you forever
Hello? Hello Mr. Gein?