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A weekend of self imposed isolation
Saturday I didn't put shoes on until almost 10pm
And even then I didn't leave the house
Wound up passing out
After showering
And dressing
Woke up around 2am to messages wondering where I was
Followed by messages littered with slurred four letter words and suggestions that I should engage in intercourse with myself
If only any of weekend activities were that exciting
This day of monumental laziness was topped however by Sunday's performance
Where I didn't shower or dress
Since I was still in my Saturday clothes
Though I did venture out
Under considerable duress might I add
Since there was the possibility that sunlight would touch my skin
I braved the elements
Sunlight
Fresh air
And the chance that I may have to interact with another human being or two
For a bottle of soda
Actually
Two bottles
And some toilet paper
I was unable to avoid interracting though
The cashier asked me about my weekend
I froze up
Stuttered something about resting
Grabbed my bags and hurried back to the safety of home