tinysharks

Got a Home For A Wayward Dwarf?

Could it be?
Yes
It probably is true
Again?
Yes
Again
What am I rambling about?
So glad you asked
Moving
Yes
Moving
Again
Joy
And I just finished unpacking

And why am I am poised to move again?
Being harrassed by the landlord
Questions of who is on the lease
Who is not on the lease
It all comes down to getting us out to get double the rent for the apartment

And I've only been in the apartment for 24 days
24 days and I got used to living there
Got used to the buses
Got used to the honking
Got used to the sound of the subway doors echoing up from under the street
Got unpacked
Got settled
Got comfortable
There
I said it
My biggest mistake
Admitting it

So
Here we go again
Anyone have room for me and my stuff?

I'm an excellent roommate
I work
I'm quiet
I have all of my own stuff
I don't make a mess outside of my room
I buy toilet paper
I buy soap
I don't eat food that isn't mine
I clean
I'm mildly entertaining
Sound good?
Anyone?

I need a home
Again

Fart
Piss
Shit
Cunt
Cock
Bugger
and
Balls

Pardon my language