tinyhobo

I want to give your brain a lap dance..I want to excite all your senses..
then I want to gross you out.

I have a coworker that has ketchup bottle ass bad today.. Like everytime he goes to the bathroom its all farty..
I feel bad for him, because I can hear it over the sounds off all the machines in the wearhouse.

I am madly in love with a beautiful woman. Names don't need to be named, I don't kiss and tell.

I had sex and it was fanfuckingtastic last night..Its been a while since he has really left me bruised and breathless..good times.

I am getting a p.o. box, b/c I am going to start a wishlist..and I hope you don't buy me anything, but I have been asked if I have one..so yeah I may as well put it up, and then I get a p.o. box so no one sends a skin suit to my house..I would rather it sit at the post office..

I have a very stressful day planned for tomorrow..please pray for Mojo, my nonexsistant helper monkey, whom I will be talking to tomorrow while my coworkers pressure me to meet impossible deadlines.

I want chilli, no beans and a green salad. Perhaps with A Sammy Smith..mmm Oatmeal Stout.

So yeah..video journal will be happening this weekend..

Um..I am feeling a little ego freakie today..
gimme a few reasons why I am on your friends list.