Wednesday May 30, 2007

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I want to give your brain a lap dance..I want to excite all your senses..
then I want to gross you out.

I have a coworker that has ketchup bottle ass bad today.. Like everytime he goes to the bathroom its all farty..
I feel bad for him, because I can hear it over the sounds off all the machines in the wearhouse.

I am madly in love with a beautiful woman. Names don't need to be named, I don't kiss and tell.

I had sex and it was fanfuckingtastic last night..Its been a while since he has really left me bruised and breathless..good times.

I am getting a p.o. box, b/c I am going to start a wishlist..and I hope you don't buy me anything, but I have been asked if I have one..so yeah I may as well put it up, and then I get a p.o. box so no one sends a skin suit to my house..I would rather it sit at the post office.. eeek

I have a very stressful day planned for tomorrow..please pray for Mojo, my nonexsistant helper monkey, whom I will be talking to tomorrow while my coworkers pressure me to meet impossible deadlines.

I want chilli, no beans and a green salad. Perhaps with A Sammy Smith..mmm Oatmeal Stout.

So yeah..video journal will be happening this weekend..

Um..I am feeling a little ego freakie today..
gimme a few reasons why I am on your friends list.

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girlysound:
the reason you are on my friends list is bc i got to meet you at my boys party and thought you were awesome! I had a great time just chatting with you and drinking a beer. If you are someone I get along with in real life than I def want you on my friends list.
brotherheathen:
I wanted you on my friends list. I really like the comments you make in the forums and find myself agreeing with more than not.
I think I had invited you at one point early on because of that, but I was pretty lame and hadn't ramped up my participation level enough at that point to warrant you keeping interest, I suspect. That's ok, I still enjoy enjoy your posts.

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