tinyelvis

Your local SuperHero TinyE taking on Evil for the rest of SG! He leaps short buildings with a single bound. He Moonwalks to work to save gas. He drinks bad coffee to preserve the rest for others. He sits at the computer annoying only a certain few for the sake of the whole. With TinyE's "Johnny Appleseed" efforts, the entire female population will be left alone! He takes these burdens on with no selfishness, no greed, no lust, no want. He, just a man, can only do his part in the good fight.

words to exemplify TinyE's thoughts:

If I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And if I haver yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you