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Tuesday Dec 14, 2004

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Here are some really good moves to use on your loved ones.love enjoy

A Cleveland Steamer is when you're titty-fucking a girl and take a crap on her stomach.

Crunk is to be enjoyable, usually in reference to a party.

Toss-salad is to lick, suck, and/or otherwise stimulate the anus or butt-hole using ones tounge.

Rusty Trombone is when someone is eating out your ass while reaching around and jerking you off.

Texas Doily is rubbing your butt crack on the arm of a friends chair

Hot Cal is covering yourself with saran wrap and having someone take a dump on it. All the pleasure without the mess.

A Cinncinnati Sunrise is just when you wake up, and you have morning wood, go over to your sleeping mate and pull back your penis till it is touching your stomach, then let it go and slingshot into her forehead, thus waking her up.
suiclide:
+ a Sac'n'Crack

3 people. person number 1 just stands there. person number 2 pours a bottle of beer down person number 1's back. person number three licks beer off of person number 1's sac that dripped from the crack which came from the back. hence sac'n'crack.......enjoy

edited cause i can't spell for shit....and i have problems with grammer

[Edited on Dec 15, 2004 1:35AM]
Dec 14, 2004

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