tinyelvis

So, I will let you read a few words from the great NOFX:

Together on the sand,
we walked hand in hand
On the beachfront, she smiled at me
As she tightly held my hand
I had my finger up her...
Country music played on the radio
So I turned it off, and we walked down
To the water, as she grabbed on to my honker
A wave swept us away


She's got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I can't breathe
That's why I love her



Gonna find some girls tonight
My friday night has washed away
Beer bong has me wandering around
The girls that look like drugs and alcohol
Six pack girls,
Six pack girls
Six pack girls
Six pack
So you pick her up and you bring her home
And you think about it for a while
Wake up the next morning and sure enough
It's not two girls


I'd rather have a bottle in front of me
I'd rather watch 10 hours of t.v.
But since I can't I'll think of food
I'll think of sex
I'll think of music
And I'll think of you.....