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Sunday Oct 03, 2004

Oct 3, 2004
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Cookin mad beats
straight on the grill
made with no fat
and no frills
slippin the meat
into the curtains
ridin them fo certains

gettin laid
one of those nice cuddle
but get the hell out in the mornin laids...
Maybe start the night out with some
slow-dancing candles. Watch a little of Better Off Dead. Insert the lite dinner. Creep up on the unsuspecting young lady and charm her with all the wiles I's gots. Making out goes well, then into the precise move to the heavy petting. adjourn to another part of the house, all the while kissing and rubbin and breathing.


blackeyed
steel_talons:
you sure know how to turn a ma-uh, i mean woman on E.
Oct 4, 2004
neodrunk:
because you, my friend, are HUUUUUGE!!!

tonguemiao!!
Oct 4, 2004

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