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Friday Mar 12, 2004

Mar 12, 2004
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Theme song from TV's Fall Guy:

Well, Im not the kind to kiss and tell,
But Ive been seen with Farrah
Im never seen with anything less than a nine, so fine.

Ive been on fire with Sally Field,
Gone fast with a girl named Bo,
But somehow they just dont end up as mine.
Its a death defying life I lead,I take my chances.

I die for a livin in the movies and TV.
But the hardest thing I ever do
Is watch my leading ladies
Kiss some other guy while Im bandaging my knee.

I might fall from a tall building,
I might roll a brand new car.
Cause Im the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star.

I never spend much time in school
But I taught ladies plenty.
Its true I hire my body out for pay, Hey Hey.

Ive gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs,
Blown up for Raquel Welch.
But when I end up in the hay its only hay, Hey Hey.
I might jump an open drawbridge,
Or Tarzan from a vine.
Cause Im the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine.

yes!
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
souljerk:
Pissed, dissmissed, unpleased...the country we live in is full of selfish minds there is hardle any community even were people are sapposed to understand one another.
Mar 12, 2004
bankerboy:
the f'ing 6 Million Dollar Man, baby! Lindsay Waggoner was a hottie as the female equivalent!!

bb
Mar 13, 2004

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