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tinyelvis

Los Angeles

Member Since 2002

Followers 84 Following 208

I can't wait to get stoopid drunk in Europe.

embarrassingly American style drunk

mutter/stumble drunken master

Ooooo I need a dirty woman.
Ooooo I need a dirty girl.
Ooooo I need a dirty woman.
Ooooo I need a dirty girl.

vintage651:

Remember - you're from "Canada"; that'll reduce the number of bar fights.

Jul 12, 2007

hor:

Drunken Master is da shit.

Jul 12, 2007

12.17.13
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membership is up once again. 12 years on and off this site. time for …
membership is up once again. 12 years on and off this site. time fo…
09.16.13
1

Monday Sep 16, 2013
A glorious day off! Spent freezing in a blah movie theatre, and now …
08.25.13
3

Sunday Aug 25, 2013
Just over nine months together with my lady. In the new place togeth…
06.15.13
1

Saturday Jun 15, 2013
Thinking about moving again. To Highland Park in LA. Found a place.…
06.02.13
1

Sunday Jun 02, 2013
Massive Porterhouse from Ruth's Chris
04.08.13
1

Monday Apr 08, 2013
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02.13.13
1

Wednesday Feb 13, 2013
I would jackhammer Kerry Washington
02.11.13
2

Tuesday Feb 12, 2013
Okay okay, I would indeed give the Dude Piston to Rosario Dawson
02.07.13
0

Friday Feb 08, 2013
I would Soooooooo make out witH Rashida Jones. Only if you made me t…
02.07.13
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Thursday Feb 07, 2013
Let me get one thing straight between Salma Hayek and I...

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Thursday Jul 12, 2007