tinyelvis

When you hit and run to first
And you feel you're gonna burst
Diarrhea, diarrhea!
And off you run to second,
You can't wait another second,
Diarrhea, diarrhea!
You make it on to third
And you feel a squishy turd,
Diarrhea, diarrhea!
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you're taking a dump
And you look like Forest Gump,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you're riding in your Chevy
And you feel something heavy
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you're standing by the wall
And you feel something fall,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you're sitting in your chair
And you feel something tear,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you're working out
And you hear your ass shout,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
After you eat Chinese
And you hear your ass say, PLEASE!
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you eat a Big Mac
And you feel something crack
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When your ass is very hairy
And you feel a dinkleberry,
DIARRHEA! DIARRHEA!