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Saturday Dec 24, 2005

Dec 24, 2005
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I really fucking hate that fact the whole fucking Twin Cites shuts down for a christian holiday. Like no one else could operate or function unless they're with family inside a log cabin in bumfuck Bloomington or some shit!

Here I sit.
Maybe I'll go see a movie. Ahhh fucking too bad!
Maybe I'll grocery shop. Ahhhhh fucking too bad!
Maybe I'll go out to eat. Ahhhhhh fucking too bad!

I have no beer to get fucked up. No girlfriend near by to slow dance with. Even the fucking TV got's shitty ass shit on it. Guess I'll rub it out a few six times and roll over in my filth and..........sleep.



I fucking HATE fucking Xmas!
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
judas:
yes.
Dec 25, 2005
meta:
well there's a pleasant image.

and uh, to my knowledge, a whole mess of shit is open today, so shut yer YAP dweebo.

oh and uh, merry christmas..?

Dec 25, 2005

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