tinyelvis

I have not written a decent entry for awhile. I think they have all left the soul. This is working under the assumption that I wrote interesting entries before this.

So, some might ask, what is an interesting entry? Beats the shitfuck outa me. Is it a heart felt release of all emotions onto the screen? Is it a funny goofy entry discussing poop or dicks? I have exhausted all the resources. The well is dry. I can only expound on topics such as peanuts and shit for so long. How can I illustrate this point any better?

The other day I saw a pair of pants on the ground walking into work. I thought nothing of it. On the way out to lunch, I was drawn to the site. I was thunderstruck to find a diaper soiled in an adult pair of slacks. I was all like, what the fuck?!! Then, I slowly come to appreciate the soiled shorts. The fact that someone shit themselves then had the guts to discard the pants. How, one might ask, in the Hell did this person get home without the junk being exposed to ALL the elements?


What the fuck is up with that?



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