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Friday Nov 18, 2005

Nov 18, 2005
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I have not written a decent entry for awhile. I think they have all left the soul. This is working under the assumption that I wrote interesting entries before this.

So, some might ask, what is an interesting entry? Beats the shitfuck outa me. Is it a heart felt release of all emotions onto the screen? Is it a funny goofy entry discussing poop or dicks? I have exhausted all the resources. The well is dry. I can only expound on topics such as peanuts and shit for so long. How can I illustrate this point any better?

The other day I saw a pair of pants on the ground walking into work. I thought nothing of it. On the way out to lunch, I was drawn to the site. I was thunderstruck to find a diaper soiled in an adult pair of slacks. I was all like, what the fuck?!! Then, I slowly come to appreciate the soiled shorts. The fact that someone shit themselves then had the guts to discard the pants. How, one might ask, in the Hell did this person get home without the junk being exposed to ALL the elements?


What the fuck is up with that?



Im looking for a perfect date idea!
Im looking for a perfect date idea!
Im looking for a perfect date idea!
Im looking for a perfect date idea!
Im looking for a perfect date idea!
Im looking for a perfect date idea!
Im looking for a perfect date idea!
Im looking for a perfect date idea!
Im looking for a perfect date idea!

Let me know what you think
thecowboy:
stillwater? sex world? church? shooting range.
Nov 18, 2005
djelemeno:
dude only she has the perfect date locked away in her precious lovely mind, but to ask what it is is like a flame thrower to a pretty rose.
wow i'll bet that will make her vomit if you ever get done up-chuckin' your self.
but i say ice skating, only there's no ice yet but the depot ice rink opens today in lovely downtown Minneapolis

depot ice rink

you'll have worked up an appetite by then so go get something to eat, then either dancing ( if that's her style, i'd love to see you out dancing bro, he he he)
or a movie preferably any thing with John Cusak)
well that's the generic brand perfect date, reform to suit your girls needs.
op got to go
cheese yo
puke tongue puke tongue puke tongue puke tongue puke tongue
Nov 19, 2005

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