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Monday Nov 07, 2005

Nov 7, 2005
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And thus it began. You have hit a home run with TinyE. I kinda like saying things wrong (you know, to get a reaction). I think it makes others mad. I always thought that I could weed out the dorks this way.
I am known for some shitty-ass methods. When looking at my life, I think I need to acquire the tools to change the way I interact with others. System of a Down is weird.... I have given up coffee. I'm not sure if I really need to do this, but.......

Recently uncovered Fact: She makes me feel wonderful.
meta:
oh, but you're still looking for "a woman."

heheh.

I like System of a Down sometimes, I think I forgot to write that in my email. they have like 2-3 songs that don't kill me in the face. but they're ok.

it's a good idea to give up coffee. it will save your teeth in the long run. 'cause I'm not really looking for a gummin' anytime soon..

also, if she makes you feel wonderful, why don't you just like.. buy her an iPod or something?

I'm really just kidding.

sincerely,
your captain

kiss
Nov 7, 2005
meta:
I WIN
I WIN I WIN I WIN

you, my friend, kick the ass.

I do believe I feel a swoon coming on....

(there! the crevasse! fill it! with your mighty juuuuuuuuice!)

kiss
Nov 8, 2005

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