tinyelvis

do you ever watch infomercials...twice?

ever see the family guy episode where peter farts in the elevator then looks around and points to the guy standing next to him and says "it was you"

thats how u get out of it.

go figure

I say as long as some people are making bigger asses of themselves than you are then you're fine.

So trust me, you're probably fine.

...not that I really remember.

The legend of TinyE

he escaped single-handedly from jean claude van damme...with both hands tied behind his back
he flies
he can blow bubbles out of his ass
his beard is alive and can kill you
he conquered china
he can call chihuahuas and make them bend to his will



and ladies....12.5

I've been itchin' to see a play since I got back from Chicago a month or two back. Where and when is it? I might go check it oot.

I tried an episode of Entourage, and it didn't work for me. Not awful, but just a notch below my first reaction to Curb Your Enthusiasm, which I eventually liked.

So the rule is that you can't talk to me? What a silly rule duder. You know my door is always open. I've been slightly hermetic lately what with being poor and it being cheaper to download stuff to watch than go out and do stuff.

I'd be happy to see the Brothers Grimm when it hits the cheap theaters, which should be any week now.

Sleep is good. Must sleep.

I remember that. I miss the old site layout too.

there will be a million sg's in two years. so much for originality.

"extreme" hours? does that require a helmet and padding?

I waited for you in my room all day. Slept alone. Was looking forward to whisker burn.

bumper pool, thats hot.

where you been slick?

you won the fucking contest!

nah, nothing really up Nort, just some Taylors Falls (Franconia Sculpture Park reprazent) and central MN, a town called Darwin where the "world's largest ball of twine made by one man" resides.

wicked sweet eh.

i must choke you!

you can't go. who will tend to my monster pubes?

you're coming back right?