Great new song from the Bloodhound Gang's A Hefty Fine
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter
Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With...
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Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter
Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With...
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(Sandman)
Got to the driver of my car
Past the dogs past the guards
And all of my alarms supposed to be so state of the art
You penetrate my radar
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judas:
yuck? 
frankmask:
Ahh, I don't really give a hoot one way or the other. Just ranting for the love of it.
two Fantastic days in a row.
**ahem**
**ahem**
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moongirl:
i often fall prey to boredom
rylie:
It was good to see you. you should come out more. it makes me happy to see faces I know at events, instead of 3 new people I have to learn names for.
With all the drinking in our group we should really stop letting new people in who's names need to be learned. it's tiring, kills the buzz...
With all the drinking in our group we should really stop letting new people in who's names need to be learned. it's tiring, kills the buzz...
just let Mos Def tell it.....
Keep quiet, you got nothin' to complain about
You got work to do, I don't know if that work for you
But thats how Mos work it through
And my work is personal, I'm a workin person
I put in work, I work with purpose
I get it there, on the water, air, the surface
Keep quiet, you got nothin' to complain about
You got work to do, I don't know if that work for you
But thats how Mos work it through
And my work is personal, I'm a workin person
I put in work, I work with purpose
I get it there, on the water, air, the surface
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scoots:
i took care of myself, thank e
thecowboy:
mos def...dope! youre like a white mos def, tiny e!
I think I might be looking for a roommate soon. Maybe December.
Kinda scary!
.......................
Fives minutes of fun
Kinda scary!
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Fives minutes of fun
meta:
I think you're stupendous.
PS I'm moving in.
think I'm kidding?
PS I'm moving in.
think I'm kidding?
meta:
hah. no. that would bring death to all. I promise. I'm not the kind of person who should live among other people.
seriously.
ummmmmmm learned about at the library.. UMMm.. when elderly Asian guys come to pay their late fees, you gotta make sure to delete the fees from their account after you take the money! 'cause if you don't, they like, put spells on you and shit.
I don't know. I don't learn stuff.
seriously.
ummmmmmm learned about at the library.. UMMm.. when elderly Asian guys come to pay their late fees, you gotta make sure to delete the fees from their account after you take the money! 'cause if you don't, they like, put spells on you and shit.
I don't know. I don't learn stuff.
What? You got a problem with me? Prepare yourself for a world of hurt.
I will open a mean ass can O "apology" up on your ass!!!
heard of the Hellacopters before?
I will open a mean ass can O "apology" up on your ass!!!
heard of the Hellacopters before?
scoots:
no but i have heard of the petercopter
meta:
who has.. a problem.. with you?
caps lock ahoy!
caps lock ahoy!
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I am loving this new(er) Beck album. Guero. I got kinda confused with other Beck album's.
My show is over. Two weeks with not much to do.
I could just lay around all day in my own filth.?.?...
I could order a palette of Twinkies and fill my whole room with them. Eat shit breath live Twinkies? I had a dream once, where I lived...
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My show is over. Two weeks with not much to do.
I could just lay around all day in my own filth.?.?...
I could order a palette of Twinkies and fill my whole room with them. Eat shit breath live Twinkies? I had a dream once, where I lived...
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meta:
you are one huh-larious old pervert, man.
roffles roffles
I dunno what I'm talking about.
hi.
roffles roffles
I dunno what I'm talking about.
hi.
meta:
movie?
wherewhenwhat? how? why? and do you mind that I am loaded OUT OF MY SKULL on fucking cherry FUCKING COKE?!
SHIT!
muah.
krystenpie
wherewhenwhat? how? why? and do you mind that I am loaded OUT OF MY SKULL on fucking cherry FUCKING COKE?!
SHIT!
muah.
krystenpie
back'd out on some lame ass job next week.
two days and that's it.
Need to find something to get away for.
Thought bout Vegas, but........
Need to be getting ready for this winter in the home. Any suggestions?
two days and that's it.
Need to find something to get away for.
Thought bout Vegas, but........
Need to be getting ready for this winter in the home. Any suggestions?
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meta:
have fun taking it easy
I will be keeping it real with my unusually hot self at the library
let me know if you want to do something lay-ter.
have fun taking it easy
I will be keeping it real with my unusually hot self at the library
let me know if you want to do something lay-ter.
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scoots:
they still make that cheap crap?
meta:
what did I learn in school today?
..hmm.. that pale skinny weirdos holding doctorates can appreciate Tupac more than any other kind of human beings, that I don't know anything about the Rocky movies, that my friend kinda broke his foot while playing racquetball barefoot, and that nine out of ten sources agree that my linguistics professor is the most evil person on earth.
in other news, I kinda have to take a dump.
..hmm.. that pale skinny weirdos holding doctorates can appreciate Tupac more than any other kind of human beings, that I don't know anything about the Rocky movies, that my friend kinda broke his foot while playing racquetball barefoot, and that nine out of ten sources agree that my linguistics professor is the most evil person on earth.
in other news, I kinda have to take a dump.
what kind of person are you? what kind of hear t do you have? what gives the right to anything? why do you think you can use of all the fucking energy on the planet? who do you think you are? wait..... I find myself standing right next to the perpetrator. what's it gonna take? why's it taking so long? How much longer till we...
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thecowboy:
fat dick.
so tired of waiting for people to change. maybe it's time for me to change? next thought: what should I change to?
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djelemeno:
i,m just so thankful i didn't bust your shit too bad and have to buy you a new opener. i felt like a doof. but glad to hear it's working good.
meta:
ooh ooh ooh.
I just got home and I'm in my jammies (and it is nigh on IMPOSSIBLE to get me out of my jammies once I'm in them) sooo I guess movie is a no go. some other time? any other time? you know my name, look up the numba.
not quoting a song or anything like that,
krysten
haw haw.
I just got home and I'm in my jammies (and it is nigh on IMPOSSIBLE to get me out of my jammies once I'm in them) sooo I guess movie is a no go. some other time? any other time? you know my name, look up the numba.
not quoting a song or anything like that,
krysten
haw haw.
I saw Proof. Pretty good movie. Paltrow has her moments.
I saw the Cirque show the other night. Pretty friggin awesome. Sometimes over produced, but overallgreat show.
I have two wks left on my show. Almost done. It goes out on a tour afterwards. I was going with, but decided against it. Need to stay home, and get shit done. Some home projects starting...
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I saw the Cirque show the other night. Pretty friggin awesome. Sometimes over produced, but overallgreat show.
I have two wks left on my show. Almost done. It goes out on a tour afterwards. I was going with, but decided against it. Need to stay home, and get shit done. Some home projects starting...
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meta:
the fuck? seriously?
18-20 wouldn't work for me at all. matter of fact, I don't have a fuckin' day to spare until the 27th or 28th unless something big like the apocalypse happens.
grawwraaawraaarrr.
18-20 wouldn't work for me at all. matter of fact, I don't have a fuckin' day to spare until the 27th or 28th unless something big like the apocalypse happens.
grawwraaawraaarrr.
meta:
you are ADORKABLE.
we should probably hang out in person before flying out to all the freaky corners of the country, right? I seriously want to get out of town too. but I am the 3rd or 4th most insanely busy person you will ever meet and I must bow to the whims of my schedule.
full-time student, working 30 hours a week (seven DAYS a week), and um, piss, now I'm all sad and heart-attacky.
maybe you should just kidnap me.
we should probably hang out in person before flying out to all the freaky corners of the country, right? I seriously want to get out of town too. but I am the 3rd or 4th most insanely busy person you will ever meet and I must bow to the whims of my schedule.
full-time student, working 30 hours a week (seven DAYS a week), and um, piss, now I'm all sad and heart-attacky.
maybe you should just kidnap me.
YAY BLOODHOUND GANG.
they're the Blood Hound Gang.
mucus eewwwww
[Edited on Oct 27, 2005 7:04PM]