Wednesday Nov 16, 2005

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http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/zip/111780474.html
really funny picture off Craigslist dealing with a stained pair of tighty whites!

tee hee hee


guuh
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djelemeno:
hey i can't seem to figure out how th use a phone but do you want me to come in and finish that box this weekend?
dude?
runk:
Yo, I'm back. Taste the happy.

Monday Nov 14, 2005

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Talking like a robot
I'm talkin like a robot
robot
venti_mistake:
bk bk baaaaawk bok

Saturday Nov 12, 2005

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Sup? Not much. Just hanging out. How bout you? Oh cool. Well, alright, I was just callin to say Hi and see what was going on. Well, I hope that's fun. OK. Well. Later.

My girlfriend gives me a boner.
I got a boner in the movie theater the other day.
I was eating popcorn. Thats it.


I subscribed to Entertainment Weekly about a year...
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meta:
popcorn gives me a boner too.

>_<
ss:
hey TinyElvis,

that is to bad you don't want to be my friend... blackeyed

i am friends with Danielle and Benni....if it matters any.


oh I love receiving popcorn during a movie... wink

Friday Nov 11, 2005

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TinyE 's got a new Main Squeeze! Go say Hi to Meta. Yep, she's cool and hot. She completes me(insert giggle). She moves the heavens and the other poetic stuff one has to say. Not sure how I suckered her into it, but come some of you have met the Ultimate TinyE!!!! Ahh Snap!
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contrast:
gross, you're all old and stuff... miao!!
y:
Well, you're welcome. And by the looks of your photos she's finally caught herself her James Hetfield-a-like prince biggrin

Nice website link, by the way; really enjoyed it wink

Wednesday Nov 09, 2005

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I'll be busy for the next hour, I'm taking a bath.



robot


And I'm done.
Took a very important phone call in the tub.
It didn't turn out how I'd liked it to, but I'm sure we'll recover.
I'm thinking the Whole NightTymE cold bottle might work
I really don't feel like a cold, but it's all I have.
Nasal congestion
if I had tequila, that...
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meta:
skull

last night was bad. you don't know the half of it, kid.
y:
You have a hot girlfriend.


(Do I get any money for saying this, K?)

Monday Nov 07, 2005

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And thus it began. You have hit a home run with TinyE. I kinda like saying things wrong (you know, to get a reaction). I think it makes others mad. I always thought that I could weed out the dorks this way.
I am known for some shitty-ass methods. When looking at my life, I think I need to acquire the tools to change the...
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meta:
oh, but you're still looking for "a woman."

heheh.

I like System of a Down sometimes, I think I forgot to write that in my email. they have like 2-3 songs that don't kill me in the face. but they're ok.

it's a good idea to give up coffee. it will save your teeth in the long run. 'cause I'm not really looking for a gummin' anytime soon..

also, if she makes you feel wonderful, why don't you just like.. buy her an iPod or something?

I'm really just kidding.

sincerely,
your captain

kiss
meta:
I WIN
I WIN I WIN I WIN

you, my friend, kick the ass.

I do believe I feel a swoon coming on....

(there! the crevasse! fill it! with your mighty juuuuuuuuice!)

kiss

Sunday Nov 06, 2005

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4am? WTF? OMG! ROFL..... stfu

I almost can't believe it. Tonight was kinda weird, but still fun. I think I need a catch up day-o-rest, cause these next few weeks is gonna sux!


Maybe a good hard night of drinking is in order?

So, what can you do for me?
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meta:
...a great guy...?

why, do you know him or something? maybe we could schedule an orgy.
meta:
yeah, jerks who feel up their girlfriends during KIDS' movies.

I mean, what the fuck is this world COMING to.

Friday Nov 04, 2005

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Well, it's official. wink


What could all you fellow SG'ers think about your hero TinyE? A "Man" known for his badass attitude and his super Tuff-Guy exterior has fallen for a special girl. DO NOT WORRY!!! TinyE will rise again.....



soon
soon
soon soon soon


GET SOME
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djelemeno:
damm, tiny's got a girlfriend.
you gonna let me meet her? double date? eh, eh eeek

meet you at the theater at 9a.m.
darkjuan:
woohoo!! way to go man... love love

Wednesday Nov 02, 2005

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Brothers doing fine. Just had some nastiness with the bladder and some kinda stone.
**ouch**
Really friggin tired today.
Can't seem to fall asleep tho........


I gots a big date Thursday!!!
Looking forward to it.

enuff sappy



So get this, I was the ultimate Brother last night! Then my brother turns around tonight and tells me he's is FOR SURE going to move out by...
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djelemeno:
hey does you brother wanna move into my place, oh wait i'v seen his bathroom skills.
never mind.

no dude i know how it is, i almost had to pay the whole morgage here twice. and i don't even officaly live here.
good luck.

COBRA
meta:
hey, uh, TinyElvis? SUCK MY DICK.

LATER TONIGHT.

muah,
k

Wednesday Nov 02, 2005

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Took my Bro to the ER last night and JUST fucking got home now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God Damn fucking decay of modern medicine!!!!
Idiots run the ER at night! IDIOTS!!!

gotta work in 4 hours, sweet.
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rylie:
really? what kind of 'exercise'...?

*blinks innocently*
djelemeno:
is he alright? sucks dude

Sunday Oct 30, 2005

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It really is that bad
it wont just go away
[started this entry out with all this negative energy about the news/politics/Bush and shit, but I got other shit on my mind]


But, there is hope
there is another.....
The glorious squish mitten? gross? yummy?
The very lovely (insert cheesy nickname here) has come to rescue me
The time spent is fan[friggin]tastic
Your protagonist is...
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fuji:
fuck that bitch, tiny. i'm your girl. i'm going to cast a spell on her for taking you away from me.
meta:
you're a spaz.

lunchbox.

edited to give you a kiss

[Edited on Nov 01, 2005 10:12PM]

Thursday Oct 27, 2005

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She's nice. and she likes me...
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djelemeno:
he he, fuck an A yeah right, shit yeah fuck man
meta:
O_o what's this I hear?

you're a neo maxi zoom dweebie.
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