Today was tuff
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I am sooooo friggin strung out right now.
work.newhouse.ladyfriend.weddings.taxes.andI'mbroke
I just need to find some sort of groove.
work.newhouse.ladyfriend.weddings.taxes.andI'mbroke
I just need to find some sort of groove.
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djelemeno:
hey dude are you chillin' with mary watchin' figure skating?
oh that poor sasha, only a bronze
oh that poor sasha, only a bronze
meta:
you are one busy motherfucker.
I'M HOME. CALL ME when you have 4-5 seconds to spare?
I'M HOME. CALL ME when you have 4-5 seconds to spare?
Today
I am nearing the bottom of the funnel considering the past few weeks.
Later
Closing on the new house March 10th!!!!
I am nearing the bottom of the funnel considering the past few weeks.
Later
Closing on the new house March 10th!!!!
meta:
stop eating diarrhea mexican food then.
mama's gettin' two paychecks this friday!
mama's gettin' two paychecks this friday!
meta:
it's a fancy term for "Bitchtastic girlfriend"?
She is coming over!!!!!
Woooooooo Mutha fuckin Hoooooooo
Then some breakfast at the cafe.
Get some?!!!
Woooooooo Mutha fuckin Hoooooooo
Then some breakfast at the cafe.
Get some?!!!
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fuji:
i hell of need a beat down. whip me into shape, motherfucker!
In a wedding today. Tux and all.
Have not seen Meta in a very long time.
Being ultra busy sucks ass.
New house is almost complete!
My girlfriend is a
Have not seen Meta in a very long time.
Being ultra busy sucks ass.
New house is almost complete!
My girlfriend is a
djelemeno:
if your girlfriend is the
are you the booty?
are you the booty?
meta:
word.
i mean, yar.
i mean, yar.
House for rent in St. Paul.
contact me
contact me
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solaris:
thanks soooooo much. 
happy valentine's day!
happy valentine's day!
meta:
hey dude. we cool?
let me know if you want me to post shit about your house at my school. I will totallyyyy.
let me know if you want me to post shit about your house at my school. I will totallyyyy.
This week:
-Going to buy a new house
-Going to rent my current house
-Opened my show at the PTC
note:
Anyone want to rent a house in the North End of Saint Paul MN?
p.s.
My girlfriend is truly amazing!!!!
-Going to buy a new house
-Going to rent my current house
-Opened my show at the PTC
note:
Anyone want to rent a house in the North End of Saint Paul MN?
p.s.
My girlfriend is truly amazing!!!!
meta:
actually, I suck in ways incomprehensible to mere mortals.
how was.. that one.. place last night?
I'm so fuckin tired. my mom went out to get me some strawberry ice cream. because I didn't get FAT enough in Ireland..
how was.. that one.. place last night?
I'm so fuckin tired. my mom went out to get me some strawberry ice cream. because I didn't get FAT enough in Ireland..
frankmask:
So was the Roman Empire.
first audience in about ten minutes! First time anyone has seen my "art" for this show.......
Get Some!
Get Some!
meta:
you make me pee my pants.
oh crap, was that out loud?
oh crap, was that out loud?
djelemeno:
yes it was, i heard it and it's wven the next day gross.
Sexx Laws- Beck
"Cant you hear those cavalry drums
Hijacking your equilibrium
Midnight hags in the mausoleum
Where the pixilated doctors moan
Carnivores in the kowloon night
Breathing freon by the candlelight
Coquettes bitch slap you so polite
Till you thank them
For the tea and sympathy"
meta:
I would like to thank you for all the teabagging and sympathy I got last night.
Are "U" ready for some football?
not a big fan, but I'm gonna watch it anyway
not a big fan, but I'm gonna watch it anyway
meta:
I fuckin hate football. turn off the fuckin tv. asshole.
JUST KIDDING
JUST KIDDING
meta:
I woke up this morning with "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" stuck in my head.
I blame you entirely.
I blame you entirely.
I know people have seen this, but come on I about pee'd myself!
Chuck Norris facts
Chuck Norris facts
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djelemeno:
who you kidding you can,t duck a chuck, 'cause chuck will fuck ... you up
meta:
I told my mom the fact about Chuck Norris's pushups and she totally believed me.
So there I was last night sitting all happy and comfortable with my sweet ass girlfriend. She was downin a bag o chips and a 32 oz'er Coke. I found myself extremely happy 
.
k bye
.
k bye
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meta:
dude, wasn't she like, also, um, naked?
heheheheh.
what a catch.
heheheheh.
what a catch.
djdragyn:
do you realize that if you had been trapped in a north vietnamese prison camp since 1968, there would be only one man who could save you? and whats his name? yeah, thats right. CHUCK TO THE MOTHERFUCKING NORRIS 
yes, you've been promoted.
godfuckit I really need to do my homework.
but I doooo need a new phone.
whatever! goodnight! homework! bidding! I heart your ass! bye!