DO you know where I am right now?
I am in friggin Okinawa, thats right folks, about 800 miles east of Taiwan, yeah THAT place. And did you know they really don't like Americans over here? Its true and I don't want to be a racist schmuck about this, I am pretty sure the Okinawan people hate the Japanese as much as they hate us, which is fine, if your into that sort of thing. But I really am just making this up on supposition alone, I am sure I am totally wrong, and I really do hope that I am wrong I am not just saying this for sarcastic effect. Okay here goes my reasons why:
1. As soon as I landed I decided to change some US dollars for Yen and the lady short changed me HALF of what I was supposed ot get, trust me I did the math.
2. The hotel here I am staying in is awesome, however, the bar here decides to charge you a five spot every time they bring a fresh order of peanuts. NO SHIT!!
3. I went to a restaurant down the way and everything was cool, I knew exactly whaty I ordered and what it would cost. Guess what? They tacked on another 300 yen because my party was 4 or more people. What kind of shit is that, no I am serious people. For those of you who dont know the dollar is gettin its ass kicked by then Yen right now and thast is about 4.35 $ US. I know anyone else would shit themselves if they saw that.
But on the good side of things, I am in a tropical paradise and I truly belive that even if there is animosity Norte Americanos are not the only ones feelin it. So there you go and thats me, and I I know I sound like a racist douchebag, and maybe I have just had bad luck, I really hope its that. These people have got ot be cool, fun, interesting folks, I know it in my heart. Now on to the bannana show....
I am in friggin Okinawa, thats right folks, about 800 miles east of Taiwan, yeah THAT place. And did you know they really don't like Americans over here? Its true and I don't want to be a racist schmuck about this, I am pretty sure the Okinawan people hate the Japanese as much as they hate us, which is fine, if your into that sort of thing. But I really am just making this up on supposition alone, I am sure I am totally wrong, and I really do hope that I am wrong I am not just saying this for sarcastic effect. Okay here goes my reasons why:
1. As soon as I landed I decided to change some US dollars for Yen and the lady short changed me HALF of what I was supposed ot get, trust me I did the math.
2. The hotel here I am staying in is awesome, however, the bar here decides to charge you a five spot every time they bring a fresh order of peanuts. NO SHIT!!
3. I went to a restaurant down the way and everything was cool, I knew exactly whaty I ordered and what it would cost. Guess what? They tacked on another 300 yen because my party was 4 or more people. What kind of shit is that, no I am serious people. For those of you who dont know the dollar is gettin its ass kicked by then Yen right now and thast is about 4.35 $ US. I know anyone else would shit themselves if they saw that.
But on the good side of things, I am in a tropical paradise and I truly belive that even if there is animosity Norte Americanos are not the only ones feelin it. So there you go and thats me, and I I know I sound like a racist douchebag, and maybe I have just had bad luck, I really hope its that. These people have got ot be cool, fun, interesting folks, I know it in my heart. Now on to the bannana show....