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*This just in* LeBron James' talents were just seen going to Los Angeles to join the Clippers-- Donald Sterling heckler.

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Well things went good at the doctor. They want me back sometime soon(and every 6 months thereafter) to get Botox injections in my bladder. That should keep me from getting Urinary Tract Infections so often. 👍

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Most- notable inventions by blondes: Pedal-powered wheelchair, inflatable dartboard, waterproof towel, dictionary with an index, helicopter ejection-seat.

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Chicago Cubs game tomorrow with my family for my birthday. Sister's summer league softball game on Sunday. Then appointment with my Urologist on Monday to figure out why I had to be treated for UTIs 3 times this winter. Busy few days!

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I'm definitely looking forward to that movie "Tammy" that's coming out in a couple weeks! It looks hilarious LoL

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Sick of being taken advantage of simply bcuz I'm nicer and more-caring than most. I'm not gonna stop being that kind of man; Just gonna start paying more attention to who I give my all for.

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If you ask someone what website you should use to take an IQ Test, then you probably should not take the damn test. Ha!

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That moment when a toddler walks into your room and their diarrhea-bomb diaper wakes you out of a dead sleep. -_-