Why do you never have as much energy as the kid you're trying to wear out enuff that they go to sleep???
So there was this dude at the club who thought he could dance so he started busting a move on the dancefloor. But then I realized everyone was looking at me all sideways, so I stopped.
"I'm in a pickle, I tell ya!!"-- Cucumber.
iggy:
"pickles are just cucumbers who sold out to the devil, and the devil is dill."-Mitch Hedburg
tink26:
Nice!^^^
So my birthday is this coming week.....on Thirsty Thursday. Oohhhhh the possibilities!
Some people, no matter how much they might tell you that they want this or they're going to do that, will never follow thru.....And you just need to realize that you can't possibly help them, and move on....
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iggy:
Ugh. I've totally been there, man.
tink26:
It sucks. But I wouldn't change anything, bcuz I'm smart enuff to learn from everything that happens to me. I'll be OK. Thanks for listening to my rant tho, @iggy! :)
What do you call a cannibal who only eats family members? Munchkin.
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iggy:
hehe. You know it!
tink26:
😃
Happy Mother's Day, all you mothers, moms, mums, mas, mamas, and mommies out there! 👍
So, today the weather was in the upper 80s and sunny, so I went with a friend to shoot some hoops at the park. While we were there, this LiL boy, probly not even 2 years old, walked up with a basketball as big as he is. Him&I spent about 20 minutes playing ball, and I showed him a few pointers on dribbling and passing....
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iggy:
That's adorable!
tink26:
Yea, he was really cute! :)
Him: Damn, my ass fell asleep!
Her: I know...I can hear it snoring....
(I'm not religious; I just like Easter for the candy and good food.) Fat guy problems. Ha!