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So there's this middle-aged lady who's beside herself bcuz she's going thru a mid-life crisis....."UGH! I'm old, fat, ugly, and my hair's falling out....I just need someone to pay me a nice compliment for once!" So her husband, trying to be a good help, says, "Well your vision is damn near perfect!!" 😛

Happy 4th of July, 'merica! 🇺🇸

Well, surgery went well. No problems, and I'm having a surprisingly low level of discomfort! Gotta go back in 2 months for a check-up.

Surgery day. Goin under at 12:30.

2 bars. 2 city blocks. 2 bands. 1 stage. Friends. Lots of beeeeeeeeers. = Grant had a great time, tonight 🙌👅👍

.....No, I think I'll hang up WITHOUT getting the info I've been waiting for... -_-

Was NOT a good day, today. Mind on overload.....

*This just in* LeBron James' talents were just seen going to Los Angeles to join the Clippers-- Donald Sterling heckler.

Well things went good at the doctor. They want me back sometime soon(and every 6 months thereafter) to get Botox injections in my bladder. That should keep me from getting Urinary Tract Infections so often. 👍

Most- notable inventions by blondes: Pedal-powered wheelchair, inflatable dartboard, waterproof towel, dictionary with an index, helicopter ejection-seat.

Chicago Cubs game tomorrow with my family for my birthday. Sister's summer league softball game on Sunday. Then appointment with my Urologist on Monday to figure out why I had to be treated for UTIs 3 times this winter. Busy few days!