tinheart

ok so good news. my friend finally came to her senses and returned home after making it all the way to florida. apparently she fell into some sort of dissociative fugue state and drove for two whole days and doesn't remember doing it. but at least she's safe and sound and i still have someone who will try and get me drunk and molest me at parties.

also i went to this cool little bar on saturday night and met this really cool girl who i was a little too tipsy to talk to and i'm kicking myelf for it. though i could barely get a word in edgewise with her friend constantly talking about anal sex and how many chemicals he could sniff up his nose. also i discovered that i don't like scotch....i'll just stick to bourbon like the true southern man i am.