tinfoilhalo

You know how I was saying the other day that I mashed my car up whilst careening down an icy hill ? Well , I'm gonna' need to get it fixed . Here's the good part though . It's a Ford Escort . What's good about that , you ask ? Wellllll...now I get to go to one of those Escort services that I've heard...
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I'm STILL alive!!!!!

The one good thing about having the worst day that you can remember is that no matter what happens the next few days you can always say " Well , at least it wasn't as bad as THAT day " . So things have kinda' evened out after HELL DAY .

Now for something COMPLETELY different...

Yesterday I mailed out a comic...
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I have had the WORST fucking day that I can remember having in the past four years!!!!

START- I had to go to work . Not a great way to start .

MIDDLE - While leaving on my lunch break from work , I got pulled over by the cops for doing NOTHING . I had a green light , I turned left , the...
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GAHHHH!!!!! Damn those Patriots and their playing good and shit !!!!!

SURVIVOR ALL STARS?????

Again , I re-iterate...HOW can you have a show called Survivor if nobody is in REAL peril ? Why not drop these dipshits into some un-explored section of the Congo where they might get eaten by some giant prehistoric reptile ? Or Survivor : Antarctica . EVERY cast-away dies of hypothermia...
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TINFOILHALO'S WAR JOURNAL :

Mother Nature has struck the first blow today . As I was on my way out of my apartment this afternoon I hit an icy spot on my stairs and "WHOOPS" I had a nearly devastating tumble . Luckily my cat-like reflexes kicked in and I grabbed the handrail before I plummeted to my death . At last check I sustained...
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As I peer out of my window I can see that Mother Nature has apparently disregarded our angry words . Snow's still a'falling . Well...this will NOT do!!!!

So you think we're kidding , eh nature ? Let's see how funny you think it is when we declare WAR ON NATURE!!!! We've merely been testing your defenses all of these years by polluting the atmosphere...
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I am hereby formally starting a petition to end winter . No more cold weather , no more snow , no more ice . If you also want to see the end of this miserable season , please sign below .

Take heed Mother Nature , Old Man Winter , and all parties responsible . We're mad as hell , and we're NOT gonna' take...
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You know what cracks me up ? Those commercials for "natural male enhancement . " Especially the T.V. adds that have "Bob" who's constantly grinning because he's got an enhanced schlong . Funny stuff . Well I want a piece of that market . I have the idea , but no finances to make it happen . So everybody take a little time to read...
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I just found out some freaky news...

Apparently Fred Rogers of the children's show "Mr. Rogers Neighborhood" used to be a Navy SEAL , and had 25 confirmed kills to his name . He used to wear those sweaters to cover up his tattoos . I guess when he got out of the military he decided to dedicate his life to helping people and went...
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Because NOBODY demanded it...

Welcome fans of bloodshed and senseless carnage , to the latest ( And most idiotic ) installment of...

BADASS BRAWL!!!!!

Tonight's episode is to decide who's got the most kickin' chicken , who gives you more cluck for your buck , who's the king of the coop , who....sweet merciful Christ I can't believe I'm typing this .

Prepare yourselves for...
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