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In honor of Halloween month...

Has everybody seen the movie Candyman ? It's about the spirit of a murdered man who can come back from the grave to seek revenge on people when they call his name five times while looking in a mirror . He shows up with a big-ass hook and a chest full of bees and just kills the shit out of...
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Not to be morbid , but have you ever stopped to think " What would be the COOLEST way to die ? " . I'm not suicidal or depressed or anything , I'm just saying . Everybody's gotta die . So what would be the most memorable and impressive way to go ? Well , the bar has just been raised people . Recently Justin...
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I have Earth shattering news to report . I think that I have stumbled upon a conspiracy of EPIC proportions . A conspiracy so SICK and TWISTED it must have been engineered by SATAN himself or maybe even...MARTHA STEWART .

A friend of mine and his brother went on a friendly trip to the local nudie bar the other night and were shocked to see...
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I am working on a theory that I'm going to present to the National Board Of Scientists later this year involving the direct correlation between the purchase of a mini-van and the dramatic decrease of common sense . This hypothesis stems from years of field research on the highways of America by your truly . I strongly believe , and have proof to back this...
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I finally got to go out and have some much needed fun last night . I also got to hang out with the always lovely and decidedly un-dainty Ms.yebutz and the husky and also un-dainty Mr. destro . I hadn't gotten to actually see them for quite some time . BIG FUN . I did learn a very important lesson as well . Drinking...
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I saw some strange people walking around my neighbourhood the other day . I recognized them because they had stopped me on the street before to "spread their word" . They were missionaries . Funny how they always seem to come out more often after a natural disaster to preach about why God destroyed your town or something .

Now I don't necessarily knock these...
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Hurricane Ivan layed waste to most of Eastern Pennsylvania on Friday . I was unharmed and my place was undamaged , but a lot of other people suffered MAJOR damages .

We live in PENNSYLVANIA . We shouldn't HAVE to worry about goddamn hurricanes . If we don't get to enjoy the tropical weather , why do we have to deal with tropical storms ?...
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Is it just me or have there been WAAAAY more hurricanes this year than last ? It's like one runs its course and there's another on deck to take it's place . The only thing more disturbing than that little thought is the friggin' names that these things are being given . Okay , Ivan kinda' makes me think of Ivan The Terrible . That's...
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GAH!!!!! It's , like, EARLY in the morning . I shouldn't be up this early .

The worst thing about me being up this early is that I don't have ANYTHING that even remotely passes for breakfast food . Necessity being the mother of invention has brought me to this . A hearty and nutritious breakfast of Little Debbie snack cakes and grape Gatorade ....
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I just picked up a re-mastered version of my absolute FAVORITE album of all time . Mainly it was because my old CD was so scratched up from overuse that it wouldn't even play . Now most of you probably won't even know who the hell I'm even talking about , and those of you who do will probably laugh at me . My FAVORITE...
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