I FINALLY managed to put enough thought and foresight into getting a cool Halloween costume together , and now I might not have anything to do for Halloween . 
I thought that I had to work on Devil's Night and Halloween , but I wasn't sure until just about an hour ago . I have BOTH days off and NOTHING to do . How sucky...
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I thought that I had to work on Devil's Night and Halloween , but I wasn't sure until just about an hour ago . I have BOTH days off and NOTHING to do . How sucky...
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obsidian_:
p.s. i have no pitty for you
norritt:
that sucks i was thinking of going to see black tape for a blue girl at the upstage or maybe go to this party in the south side but i only know one person there
I just picked up "Grand Theft Auto : San Andreas" today . Which means that my life will be consumed by it for the next few months . You laugh , but wait until you become addicted to the Boyz In The Hood style action . Stop frontin' beeyotch . You know you down . 
I DID have to take a break to watch the...
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kaela:
Hey that package of fun you sent me arrived today. And believe me, I have been waiting. Thanks so much!!!
kaela:
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
I spent ALL day Sunday feeling like I was going to die . Actually I would have welcomed death at that point . You see , Saturday night after work I went out with a friend of Irish descent to an Irish pub . He tells me " It's an Irish pub , you should drink Irish drinks . " So I agreed . We...
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norritt:
you missed me as devo! whip it played from my speaker vest rawk!
darklis:
The Matt Damon puppet murder was the highlight of the film. I found the whole thing hilarious. It's not my husband's humour, and he looked at me like I was nuts. Fuck him, mirthless prick. 
This is too fucking crazy to NOT share with everybody....
I just heard on the radio that a school district near Seattle has banned Halloween . Why you ask ? Not because they fear for the safety of their kids going out at night . Not because there's some poison candy scare . They banned Halloween because they feel that it's offensive to real witches...
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I just heard on the radio that a school district near Seattle has banned Halloween . Why you ask ? Not because they fear for the safety of their kids going out at night . Not because there's some poison candy scare . They banned Halloween because they feel that it's offensive to real witches...
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darklis:
Glad I cleared that up for ya. 
nic:
Hahahaha. You crazy Americans. you.
You ever find yourself involved in a conversation like this...
Dude 1 : Dude , who do you think would win in a street fight between Tyne Daly and Bea Arthur ?
Dude 2 : Who????
Dude 1 : Bea Arthur was the main old chick on the Golden Girls , Tyne Daly was the short haired chick on Cagney and Lacy .
Dude 2...
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Dude 1 : Dude , who do you think would win in a street fight between Tyne Daly and Bea Arthur ?
Dude 2 : Who????
Dude 1 : Bea Arthur was the main old chick on the Golden Girls , Tyne Daly was the short haired chick on Cagney and Lacy .
Dude 2...
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kaela:
P.S. You always make me giggle 
hopey:
GIN MAKES A MAN MEAN
What is the fucking deal with people losing their damn minds over flu shots ? I just read that American citizens are actually jumping the border into Canada just so they can get a flu shot!!!! Not that I have any problem with Canada . It's just if you're going to go , go for the super hot girls and the more powerful beer ....
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hastwothumbs:
Seriously. I'd be more concerned with getting my ebola vaccine.
darklis:
Can you kick chickens and punch cows? That's usually how it goes. There's a job for you on my farm, but sadly it's only helping me guzzle the moonshine before the "fuzz" gets it! Thanks for your comment! 
I saw a man with THE most magnificent mullet I have ever seen today . Seriously , this was like Joe Dirt times TEN!!!! It was hypnotic . I caught a glance of it out of the corner of my eye and COULDN'T look away . Other people came by and asked what I was looking at , and then THEY too were mesmerized by...
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kaela:
We could start an Anti-Mullet movement. It would be great, and great it would be. I saw a mullet a couple months ago that blew me away, too. His wasn't as long as your aforementioned mullet man, but his was BLEACH BLONDE. The top was like 4 inches long and spiked to no end, and the back was all knotty and wild looking, but it was white. Like snow. My god. What are these people thinking?
I hate mullets almost as much as I hate zombies. Well, not quite, seeing as though there is some sort of crazy zombie outbreak on t.v. everywhere you look these days. Maybe it could be the Anti-Mullet-and-Zombie movement.
I hate mullets almost as much as I hate zombies. Well, not quite, seeing as though there is some sort of crazy zombie outbreak on t.v. everywhere you look these days. Maybe it could be the Anti-Mullet-and-Zombie movement.
Holy poop on a stick!!! Last night just plain ROCKED . The lovely and always dainty Ms.yebutz accompanied me to the Red Elvises show deep in the dark steamy jungles of Pittsburgh . Those crazy russian guys put on a damn fine show , let me tell 'ya . Funny thing was , their opening band was a bunch of black leather jacket wearing...
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destro:
you have to rsvp to me through an email, then kick a donation at the door....
clara:
Oooooh, did she splatter on you?
HOOOOOOO-RAYYYY!!!!!! It's Columbus Day!!!!!! 
I'll bet you'll NEVER hear somebody actually say THAT . You know , I was thinking about this today . COLUMBUS DAY???? I mean seriously . Columbus is just some goofball Italian guy who had a nutty idea about the world being round and Forrest Gumped his way into "discovering" the new world . Or should I say TOOK CREDIT for...
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I'll bet you'll NEVER hear somebody actually say THAT . You know , I was thinking about this today . COLUMBUS DAY???? I mean seriously . Columbus is just some goofball Italian guy who had a nutty idea about the world being round and Forrest Gumped his way into "discovering" the new world . Or should I say TOOK CREDIT for...
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nicolelee:
that was my first trip to Heinz Field too. and to take the ferry over.
our seats were 18 rows back at the 40. hot shit.
i need my jersey for sunday or else i'll die.
our seats were 18 rows back at the 40. hot shit.
i need my jersey for sunday or else i'll die.
aoife:
You can go to declareyourself.com and check info on polling places and absentee ballots. and watch the debate tonight at 9 and see for yourself if you think JK's worth voting for. PA's a VERY important state to win, so please vote.
Back from the SG Pittsburgh all ages dinner spectacular . Good times . We went to a place called Piper's Pub which is kind of an Irish/English bar and restaraunt . I had sheppard's pie . My blood is now 75% beef gravy . ROCK!!! 
I got to meet some new members in Atak , AlienDragon , and CremasterMuscleX . I got to see some...
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nicolelee:
im jealous of everything. 
but look for me on TV. Browns/Stillers. Sunday. i'll BE THERE
but look for me on TV. Browns/Stillers. Sunday. i'll BE THERE
norritt:
yeah shepards pie try shepards double angioplastey
... if that makes any sense... i had veggies
im going to be the first on the chopping block when the veggie people of quarent nebula take over the earth
... if that makes any sense... i had veggies
im going to be the first on the chopping block when the veggie people of quarent nebula take over the earth