Santa didn't bring me the rocket launcher and chainsaw that I asked for on my Christmas list this year . I DID , however , get a cold . Not right , fat man...not right . Next year I'm leaving some special treats for your reindeer chock full of animal laxatives . Enjoy the ride home ya' jolly a-hole . 
Actually , it wasn't a...
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aoife:
actually, Leo's company produced The Aviator and signed Marty as director. Marty was returning the favor from Gangs of NY.
sicily:
who says i'm a hard ass? 
It's about time the rest of the country got with the program . HAPPY FESTIVUS!!!!! 
For those of you who DON'T celebrate Festivus...Merry Christmas , Happy Hannukah(sp?) , Joyous Kwaanza(?) , and have enjoyable miscellaneous holidays that I failed to mention .
Oh , and if I don't update by New Years...try to have a happy New Years even WITHOUT Dick Clarke . The Dick...
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For those of you who DON'T celebrate Festivus...Merry Christmas , Happy Hannukah(sp?) , Joyous Kwaanza(?) , and have enjoyable miscellaneous holidays that I failed to mention .
Oh , and if I don't update by New Years...try to have a happy New Years even WITHOUT Dick Clarke . The Dick...
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katya:
thanx for commenting on my set
merry christmas!
merry christmas!
sicily:
some creepy guy who makes home-made dentures
I forgot to tell you guys this magical story from a few weeks ago...
Whilst I was still working on the 9:00pm to 5:30am zombie shift I noticed a peculiar phenomenon on at least two seperate instances . Picture this if you will . You've been doing mind numbing and back breaking work all night , your ally caffeine has all but abandoned you and...
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Whilst I was still working on the 9:00pm to 5:30am zombie shift I noticed a peculiar phenomenon on at least two seperate instances . Picture this if you will . You've been doing mind numbing and back breaking work all night , your ally caffeine has all but abandoned you and...
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kaela:
Merry Christmas buddy!! Talk to you soon!
sicily:
yeah, i think that was santa.
I just watched the Henry Rollins movie critic show on IFC . Sorry , I forgot what the actual name was . It was very cool , if a little unpolished . The show started with Henry going off on a rant about how pissed he was that Bush got re-elected , but how he felt that it was a good thing because so many...
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kaela:
Yes, yes I am. Hurumph.
norritt:
have you heard the william shatner/henry rollins collabo?
you should i think you'd appreciate it
you should i think you'd appreciate it
The entire neighbourhood is COVERED with snow!!!! What a shitty" welcome back" for me . 
Florida was pretty nice . I didn't really DO anything . Just chilled out with the fam . The highlight was when my sister and I donned our Stillers jerseys and went to the local sports bar on Sunday to watch the game . We fully expected to get ,...
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Florida was pretty nice . I didn't really DO anything . Just chilled out with the fam . The highlight was when my sister and I donned our Stillers jerseys and went to the local sports bar on Sunday to watch the game . We fully expected to get ,...
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darklis:
Okay. That Empire strikes back story made me laugh, you win.
linz:
there's this old style diner in LA called Mel's where a bunch of famous people hang out and they have shitty kareoke. i saw kirk hammet from metallica there once and i tried to take a sneaky picture but just ended up with a picture of my friend stuffing a chicken sandwich in her face.
I'm off to sunny Florida for a few days . Goin' to visit the mom . Should be fun . If nothing else , should be WARM .
I'll leave you with a few of my favorite things...
Favorite "Q" word - Quandry : State of perplexity , difficult situation .
Favorite New Album - Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds : Abattoir Blues /...
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I'll leave you with a few of my favorite things...
Favorite "Q" word - Quandry : State of perplexity , difficult situation .
Favorite New Album - Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds : Abattoir Blues /...
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yebutz:
Favorite "Q" word - quagmire
Favorite New Album - i don't have a favorite new anything...i have favorite old albums...
Favorite Beer - yucka
Favorite Food That I Ate Today -gingersnap cookie from paddycake bakery in bloomfield
Favorite New Quote - "i like my job about as much as i like taffy. and i'm a man who enjoys his taffy."
Favorite Monkey - the one that does NOT fling poo at me
Favorite Place To Get Punched - side of the neck
Favorite New Video Game - i like fighting games. that's when i get kicked on the side of the neck
Favorite TV Show That I'm Watching Right Now - um, i'm hard at work...thank-you-very-much
Favorite Mollusk - the dumb oysters from the walrus and the carpenter
when you coming home?
-me
[Edited on Dec 13, 2004 10:45AM]
Favorite New Album - i don't have a favorite new anything...i have favorite old albums...
Favorite Beer - yucka
Favorite Food That I Ate Today -gingersnap cookie from paddycake bakery in bloomfield
Favorite New Quote - "i like my job about as much as i like taffy. and i'm a man who enjoys his taffy."
Favorite Monkey - the one that does NOT fling poo at me
Favorite Place To Get Punched - side of the neck
Favorite New Video Game - i like fighting games. that's when i get kicked on the side of the neck
Favorite TV Show That I'm Watching Right Now - um, i'm hard at work...thank-you-very-much
Favorite Mollusk - the dumb oysters from the walrus and the carpenter
when you coming home?
-me
[Edited on Dec 13, 2004 10:45AM]
madison:
heres a hot thank you for the comment on my set!!!
To explain my last journal a bit...I am aparently a "Crazy" magnet . Seems like EVERY girl that I wind up trying to have some sort of relationship with has some monumental psychological issues hidden just below the surface . I am far from perfect , but at least I consider myself to be reasonably well adjusted . Some may argue that point , but...
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darklis:
Actually that DID make me laugh. I love your journals. I can almost see that guy with the necktie headband. For the record, I have never been in an abusive relationship, as anyone who has ever even come close to hitting me is buried in my backyard. (My mom included)
I love your journals. I can almost see that guy with the necktie headband. For the record, I have never been in an abusive relationship, as anyone who has ever even come close to hitting me is buried in my backyard. (My mom included)
obsidian_:
wait Pittsburgians like football? I never knew....
Relationships suck . I hereby officially "Give Up " . I'm going to go join a monastery . Maybe if I become a Shaolin monk . I can , at least , enjoy kicking people's asses with my Kung Fu powers instead of enjoying the goodness of the ladies . I declare shenanigans .
NO MORE . I QUIT . I'm going back to my...
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kaela:
Did you have a bad experience?
clara:
Oh, for god's sake. Just stick with the fuckin' already.
I recently witnessed a grave injustice my friends . A recent commercial has sullied the name of one of the truly great leaders of our time . I for one will not merely sit by quietly and let this terrible crime go unchecked .
Yesterday I saw a commercial for what I think was Pepto Bismol . I was so incensed by the travesty that...
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yebutz:
i'll hazard a guess...the rundown???
course you can come along for the ride to michigan, as long as you don't mind my singing real loud and dancing in my seat.
-me
course you can come along for the ride to michigan, as long as you don't mind my singing real loud and dancing in my seat.
-me
hastwothumbs:
Shenanigans!
Shenanigans, I say!
Shenanigans, I say!
ALL BOW TO THE HOLY GRILLED CHEESE SANDWITCH!!!!
TheBlessed Snack Treat will be your salvation .
Why doesn't anybody ever see Bhudda in a stack of waffles , or Ra the Egyptian Sun God in a bowl of oatmeal ? It's ALWAYS Jesus or The Virgin Mary . What...is their public relations agent a lot better than these other deities???? Can't Allah or Mohammed...
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TheBlessed Snack Treat will be your salvation .
Why doesn't anybody ever see Bhudda in a stack of waffles , or Ra the Egyptian Sun God in a bowl of oatmeal ? It's ALWAYS Jesus or The Virgin Mary . What...is their public relations agent a lot better than these other deities???? Can't Allah or Mohammed...
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linz:
have you seen the "brood witch" episode of aqua teen? wow. i attempted to spell "teen" like four times before i got it right. i must need a sandwich.
darklis:
That dog didn't pee on my leg, but he sure peed on my husband's work boots.