You know what I'd like to do ? Start sneaking super high calorie mayo and/or Weight Gain 5000 into Jared's Subway subs and make him balloon up to a big fat ass again , so he will just SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!!!!! 
You hear him bitching about how bad Big Macs are for you and how good Subway is . I got news for...
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You hear him bitching about how bad Big Macs are for you and how good Subway is . I got news for...
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I've been thinking about changing my username for awhile , but can't come up with anything that grabs me . Any suggestions ? 
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obsidian_:
me first then you, you dirty bastard
sicily:
how bout 'twatbag'
um what the fuck is a man eating yeti?
um what the fuck is a man eating yeti?
***THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM YOUR GOOD BUDDY TINFOILHALO***
As I'm sure that you're probably aware of by now , the greatest threat to the people of Earth is no longer nuclear annhilation . It's not an apocalyptic meteor which would decimate every living thing on the planet . It's not even some deadly plague that would sweep across the world and leave...
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As I'm sure that you're probably aware of by now , the greatest threat to the people of Earth is no longer nuclear annhilation . It's not an apocalyptic meteor which would decimate every living thing on the planet . It's not even some deadly plague that would sweep across the world and leave...
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tiamat:
you want to know something crazy? since being in low budget zombie movies, playing zombie games and watching zombie movies, everywhere i go i evaluate my surroundings and plan zombie escape routes. despite all my planning i think i would still piss my pants and o.d if zombies were chasing me
blyss:
that was my daughter
that was my daughter My life's been pretty boring lately . I think it's time for me to go do something ridiculously stupid . I'll keep you all updated as to how it pans out . 
P.S. If I call you in the middle of the night from Mexico and ask you to bring me $300 , a midget riding a donkey , and some penicillin would you do...
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P.S. If I call you in the middle of the night from Mexico and ask you to bring me $300 , a midget riding a donkey , and some penicillin would you do...
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yebutz:
i'd be on the next train.
i'm actually eating baked bean sammiches for dinner tonite.
mashed white northern beans with onion and hamhock. do you know what hamhock is, besides gross, of course?
i trust you got my email and will read my journal...so keep in mind that i may be 'seeing' the red elvii with the aid of my new seeing eye dog.
-me
i'm actually eating baked bean sammiches for dinner tonite.
mashed white northern beans with onion and hamhock. do you know what hamhock is, besides gross, of course?
i trust you got my email and will read my journal...so keep in mind that i may be 'seeing' the red elvii with the aid of my new seeing eye dog.
-me
sicily:
oh YEAH! how could i forget the vegetable garden scene!?! damn that shit was HOT! remeber when he got his mullet stuck in the tomato vine...
I've gotta' tell you what I did at work tonight . ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!! HA!!!! My job has finally almost become cool . It's still completely mind numbing and meaningless , but now it's more tolerable . After about five years of it sucking crusty wildebeast cock , it's about time . You see , my store needed additional warehouse space to stockpile it's crappy products...
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darklis:
It's only bestiality if the swan reports the abuse.
tiamat:
whoah i need your job. any job really
I've said this before and I'll say it again , I HATE driving in downtown Pittsburgh . I specifically hate driving INTO downtown Pittsburgh . Explain this to me if you will...WHY , when you're driving at a comfortable 60-65mph , do you suddenly feel the need to slow to 35-40mph just because you're going through a fucking tunnel?????WHY????? I promise you my foolish little...
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conxuela:
or at least napalm cannons.
come on if you're gonna dream, dream big.
come on if you're gonna dream, dream big.
destro:
who says some cars aren't? 
I've got a MAJOR fucking headache . Painkillers aren't even touching it . Damn do I ever feel like ass . 
I wish that I had a fun night of drinkin' to blame it on , but alas...just pain . Staring at the computer isn't helping . I think I'll go lay down and watch a movie about kickboxing asian vampires . That'll help ,...
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I wish that I had a fun night of drinkin' to blame it on , but alas...just pain . Staring at the computer isn't helping . I think I'll go lay down and watch a movie about kickboxing asian vampires . That'll help ,...
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linz:
are you talking about VERSUS!?!? versus is rock!
sicily:
i just ate a cockroach, and it's bitter insides are burning my throat
Since it's a brand new year , I feel that I need to do the obligatory "New Year" update . The question was...."What the hell do I have to say that will interest anybody????" The answer..."ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!" 
So I decided to just talk about movies .
I recently had a chance to watch the new LOTR:Return of the King extended version . 'Cause I wasn't...
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So I decided to just talk about movies .
I recently had a chance to watch the new LOTR:Return of the King extended version . 'Cause I wasn't...
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sicily:
well send that shit over!!!
if testicles become a problem, i'll just neuter myself, thanks.
[Edited on Jan 02, 2005 12:56PM]
if testicles become a problem, i'll just neuter myself, thanks.
[Edited on Jan 02, 2005 12:56PM]
I don't often share REALLY personal stuff with you guys in my journal , but that's about to change . Maybe I'm growing enough as a human being to feel comfortable with myself and allow people inside my tough outer shell , maybe it's the fact that I just mixed Nyquil , Aspirin ,Vick's Vapo-Rub, Jack Daniels Whiskey , and Vivarin into a big glass...
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darklis:
Hee hee hee. That sounds like a yummy cocktail of fun.
Good luck staying alive around the lions.
Good luck staying alive around the lions.
tiamat:
can u tame tiamats?
I am sick as a fucking dog . A really SICK dog .
After some half assed detective work , I've come up with a shoddy theory which may explain this illness . Apparently the dainty Ms. yebutz was stricken with strep throat over Christmas too. I know that another friend of mine got the flu as well . Now I have some sort of...
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After some half assed detective work , I've come up with a shoddy theory which may explain this illness . Apparently the dainty Ms. yebutz was stricken with strep throat over Christmas too. I know that another friend of mine got the flu as well . Now I have some sort of...
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kaela:
So how was your Festivus/Christmas? I think Santa brought me that illness too. K and I are both sick. It sucks. Hopefully we will be better by the time we have to go home. Driving 15 hours with the flu just can't be pretty.
Hope your holidays are going well, and I will talk to you in a week or so probably. Have a good one
Hope your holidays are going well, and I will talk to you in a week or so probably. Have a good one
alexis:
Dude, Jebediah and Ezekiel might get medieval on your hiney if they find out what up with the nog.
xoxo me
xoxo me
-ape