I HATE snow . 
You always see such interesting people when you go out to a bar . One group , in particular , baffles me though . The guys who get dressed up , drive to the bar , go inside said bar , and then just sit in front of a video poker game ALL night . I understand if maybe you want to play a game...
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It is common knowledge that I absolutely LOVE all things midget related . It's always been a dream of mine to own my own free range midget ranch . You know , raise the little buggers and send them off to various places where they can be of use to society . They're VERY intelligent creatures and can be trained to do a number of...
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hastwothumbs:
You are evil.
Hilarious. But still evil.
Hilarious. But still evil.
yebutz:
i declare today the day of the elvi...happy elvi day to you!
-me
-me
Why must life be such a constant annoyance ?
hastwothumbs:
I blame Valentine's Day.
kaela:
I don't know. I just don't know.
Because these kooky lists are all the rage with folks on this site as of late , Ive decided to make my own little list for all of you to read and then take to your journal and fill out . Apparently its fun . Here we go kids . Make sure to copy it to your journal and fill it out with your own...
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darklis:
Frigging emo queen Alanis. 
God help me, if I become that. Kill me swiftly.
I loved that story. I'm a happy Hexe/bitch again.
God help me, if I become that. Kill me swiftly.
I loved that story. I'm a happy Hexe/bitch again.
kaela:
Heh, I did yer little survey thingy. It's in my journal..
So, the price of tea in China, hey? Damn skippy!
So, the price of tea in China, hey? Damn skippy!
Time for another rousing installment of TinfoilHalo's "SALUTE TO TRUE AMERICAN HEROES" . This is where I seek to give praise to those heroic Americans who would normally be overlooked in favor of astronauts , professional athletes , and people who pull orphans out of burning buildings . I'm sure all of you will recognize the name of todays TRUE AMERICAN HERO , but what...
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darklis:
Your comment made me laugh. I'm not sure what kind of pie that cat's having, but it appears as though he's being throttled. 
darklis:
I love me some tasty crunchy golden morsels. 
I actually had something else I was going to write about here , but I'm too tired at the moment to sit in front of the computer for that long . Soooo...I decided to let you in on just how lazy I've become . Since its gotten so nad wrenchingly cold out , I tend to not take my garbage out to the pick-up area...
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kaela:
I used to drink tequila all the time, and I was ok, but one night I had like half a 2-6 in about an hour and paid quite dearly for it. That was 3 years ago, and I am just now starting to be able to drink it again. I mean, I guess I can't drink it that well yet, but I can hold down a few shots.... 
How's the pile going? Have we had a "JENGA!!!" yet? I'm in suspense... how big will it get?!?!?!
How's the pile going? Have we had a "JENGA!!!" yet? I'm in suspense... how big will it get?!?!?!
ericj:
Back from the dead, back from the dead. Things are ok. Crazy as usual.
Have more eggs.
Have more eggs.
As I was slacking off in our fabulous break room at work , I purchased a candy bar to give my drowsy ass a little sugar rush to keep me goin' when I came upon a startling realization . I have absolutely NO fucking idea what "nougat" is .
Did they ever teach the nougat group of the food pyramid in high school , 'cause...
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sicily:
for some reason i thought nougat involved eggs
alexis:
So thats what nougat is! I thought it was just a vehicle for the chocolate to ride on. To make the candy bar volumous. Ever have an egg-cream drink at a trendy place that pretends its an old diner? It contains neither eggs or cream. no it's like soda and chocolate syrup
Forget what I was saying before .
GO EAGLES!!!!!!
WHY???? Why must you continue to break my heart Steelers ? You didn't even have to WIN the Super Bowl , just MAKE IT there .
Time to drown my sorrows with beer and porn .
GO EAGLES!!!!!!
WHY???? Why must you continue to break my heart Steelers ? You didn't even have to WIN the Super Bowl , just MAKE IT there .
Time to drown my sorrows with beer and porn .
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yebutz:
STEELERS
VERY
RED ELVISES
SUPER DUPER
-me
VERY
RED ELVISES
SUPER DUPER
-me
tiamat:
porn? what porn? where where?
As I was languishing in the prison that I call "work" , I had an epiphany . I have always known that I'm NOT doing what I want to be doing for the rest of my life , but I've been a bit unclear as to what exactly I DO want to do for the rest of my life . Did any of that make...
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clara:
I want to be the gal who gets loaded and accidentally shoots a beaming smile at the most pathetic man in the joint.
I like to make sad people happy.
I like to make sad people happy.
thanks for liking my newest set with gwar!!!!