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Hmmmmm... weird things have happened over the last few days . Well , weird may not be the exact word , but definitely out of the ordinary . First thing was , on Thursday , I went to see Red Elvises . They were spectacular as always . But it was what happened before the concert that was a little peculiar . I went to...
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I was watching " The Empire Strikes Back " on TV and they showed the new trailer for "Revenge Of The Sith " . I kinda' feel the same way about this movie as I'd feel if I bumped into an ex on the street . I'd comment on how great they look . They make some hollow promises about "We used to have so...
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When I first heard who was nominated as the new Pope , I wasn't paying very close attention to the guy's last name . They said Ratzinger , but I heard Ratzenberger . I was like , "They nominated Cliff Claven from Cheers ? " What the hell????? All hail Pope Cliffy!!!!! Then I heard his REAL name and felt a little foolish . Last...
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I just saw the funniest thing EVER . I saw a dude wearing a black leather biker jacket and a tough looking black motorcycle helmet...riding a scooter . I'm not sure why it was so funny , but trust me , it WAS .

Hey!!!! We got a former Nazi for the Pope . That oughtta' go well .

So I went out to the bike trail for the first time since last year . Man...my freakin' legs are KILLING me!!!!! Why is trying to be healthy so HARD ???? Why can't science just come up with a handy dandy little pill that I can take that counteracts all of the terrible things that I eat and drink ? I mean , COME ON...
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I had to go back to my home town for the weekend for a funeral . When I was growing up and that place was all that I knew it seemed so huge . Now I go back and realize just how small it really is . I saw almost as many people on horses as I did in cars . No bullshit .

I...
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I just had a random thought that I'd like to share with you .

How long have bra's been called bra's or brassieres ( I don't even know how to spell the damn word it's so old . ) . I'm thinking that knew terminology is in order . Would anybody be against calling them "Breast Dispensors" ? It sounds more high-tech and 2005-ish ,...
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Oh well , I guess my last journal is now obsolete as the Pope has passed . Now at least we can see Pope services all over the world instead of that creepy-ass death watch .

As of yet , I haven't received word from Vatican City that J.P. II left me his Pope hat , so I gues s I know what to ask...
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Okay , I went and hung out with some friends tonight . We watched "The Grudge" , which is pretty damn scary and not a half bad movie amazingly enough , and ate pizza . Oddly enough we got onto a discussion about the Pope and his failing health . My friend brought up a really good point . The Pope is arguably the most...
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The AntiChrist is among us , and he's NOTHING like we expected!!!!!

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Man...the Devil's just not even trying anymore is he ? Do you really think The Prince Of Darkness is like " I shall show these pathetic mortals that my evil is ALL POWERFUL...with a TURTLE!!!!!! MWAH,HA,HA,HA!!!!!!"

Why do people ALWAYS insist that...
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