I need some back-up . Specifically from my Pittsburgh peeps . Okay , I was at Margarita Mamas( A club in downtown Pittsburgh . ) last night for a going away party for a girl at work . While at said party there was a bikini contest at the club . Here's where I need some back-up . There were half naked girls parading around...
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OH CANADA!!!!!!!! 
I hereby take back any mean or hurtful comments that I may have flung in Canada's direction in the past . Dear sweet baby Jebus did I have a good time up in the Great White North . We drank many a good beer , ate some tasty food , and saw an insane ammount of hot girls...and YES, some of them were...
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I hereby take back any mean or hurtful comments that I may have flung in Canada's direction in the past . Dear sweet baby Jebus did I have a good time up in the Great White North . We drank many a good beer , ate some tasty food , and saw an insane ammount of hot girls...and YES, some of them were...
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kaela:
I'm tellin you, Canada is where it's at!! I'm glad you had a good time. And yes, we're proud of our hockey-anized Monopoly money. It's elite. 
Any of my Canuckian friends out there live near Windsor ? I am supposedly going to be up there on or around Friday or Saturday for my friend's bachelor party . I have never been to Canada , so I have absolutely NO idea what's gonna' happen . Apparently "STUFF " will happen . 
On a completely unrelated topic...I was thinking the other day...
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On a completely unrelated topic...I was thinking the other day...
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conxuela:
hahah, i always harbor the hope that by the time my freak accident comes, we'll be pretty bionic.
drink to that!
drink to that!
mercurius_viv:
mmm bachelor party, you're going to get mad crazy!
Usually at my place of employment NOTHING ever happens . It's boring as hell . All of a sudden today I have TWO funny stories that happened to me . Here goes...
Okay , now the building where I work used to be this big honkin' department store . There's an upstairs to it which used to be their office area . We only use...
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Okay , now the building where I work used to be this big honkin' department store . There's an upstairs to it which used to be their office area . We only use...
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kaela:
Hey, somebody get this guy a red cap and a
Speedo!
You shouldn'ta fessed up and said you was lying. It was a pretty sweet tale. I thought you could have done all that!!
Speedo!
You shouldn'ta fessed up and said you was lying. It was a pretty sweet tale. I thought you could have done all that!!
destro:
i decided i couldn't bring myself to pay money to see it. i'm waiting till someone either offers to take me, it comes to the drive in that only costs 4 bucks, or just wait to get the DVD for christmas.
i've made Lucas rich enough as it is.
i've made Lucas rich enough as it is.
A couple of random things for yinz...
1 ) I can't begin to tell you how overjoyed I am that Family Guy is back on the air . Funniest show EVER .
2 ) I had a relapse and my fucking cold came back . I stopped at the grocery store after work to get some cold pills , and got Tylenol Cold ( With...
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1 ) I can't begin to tell you how overjoyed I am that Family Guy is back on the air . Funniest show EVER .
2 ) I had a relapse and my fucking cold came back . I stopped at the grocery store after work to get some cold pills , and got Tylenol Cold ( With...
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yebutz:
who's this Elainael character? you gotta stalker? you need me to take care of them for you? *laces fingers and bends them backwards, cracking every one *
-me
-me
kaela:
Hehe lots of comments today! So what's new, what's shakin? I haven't been able to spend any sort of time on the computer lately, as all my staff quit (THANK GOD!), so I have been working more than I've been home. Catch me up. Catch any zombies lately? I thought I saw one walking down the alley the other day, but it turns out it was just a dumpster. I think I'm starting to see them everywhere....
Talk to ya later, G.
Talk to ya later, G.
So I'm on my way downtown to meet one of my friend's for happy hour . All of a sudden I'm sitting in a friggin' traffic jam for about a half hour . Why ? Because there was a car accident on the parkway . There's ALWAYS an accident on the damn parkway . Seriously , EVERY day . It's only a matter of "when"...
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mercurius_viv:
i'd vote for you, hands down.
hastwothumbs:
But what will you do for the average Joe like me who LIKES people dying in car accidents?
To explain my last journal...I couldn't think of anything to say , so I just busted out a Beastie Boys line . I'm actually not all that ill . 
Tomorrow night I might be a lot more ill . I'm going out for one of my friend's birthday , and we're travelling deep into redneck country for some drunken shenanigans . While in redneck country......
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Tomorrow night I might be a lot more ill . I'm going out for one of my friend's birthday , and we're travelling deep into redneck country for some drunken shenanigans . While in redneck country......
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vrulovwrath:
Its gona be grate as I see. Youre lucky. Have a blast 
annalee:
Thanks! I celebrated so well the night before that a couldnt drink a drop on the actual night! haha 
"I'm the illest motherfucker from here to Gardenia"...word .
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yebutz:
gardenia what??
avenue?
drive??
street???
i don't get it.
is it some sort of apartment or condo complex? subsidized living???
please explain yourself.
-me
avenue?
drive??
street???
i don't get it.
is it some sort of apartment or condo complex? subsidized living???
please explain yourself.
-me
vrulovwrath:
Where's Gardenia? 
Did you ever have one of those days that is just SO horrendously bad that you , at some point , just realize you're fucked and sit back and enjoy the ensuing chaos ? Yeah , that happened to me today . Nothing MAJORLY bad , just a really terrible day at work . I went through all of the stages of grief by about...
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mercurius_viv:
oh yeah, definitely had one of those days.
mercurius_viv:
oh yeah, definitely had one of those days.
It's all yebutz's fault .
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you talk to me a lot?
5. Am I fun to talk to?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that...
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1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you talk to me a lot?
5. Am I fun to talk to?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that...
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norritt:
1. Who are you? chess piece face
2. Are we friends? well wishers
3. When and how did we meet? through midgets
4. Do you talk to me a lot? does pseudo reality count?
5. Am I fun to talk to? if talking to a narcoleptic hippo is fun then yes
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. tinfoilhalo... wait cellophane halo because it was itchy
7. Describe me in one word. swedish
8. What was your first impression? you dont appear to control lightning
9. Do you still think that way about me now? yes
10. What reminds you of me? lawn gnomes
11. If you could give me anything what would it be? the annual rain fall of the amazon basin
12. How well do you know me? only as much as the night vision googles allow me to see
13. Whats one thing that we had and was only ours? sherpa god parents
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
im a luchador
15. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?
2. Are we friends? well wishers
3. When and how did we meet? through midgets
4. Do you talk to me a lot? does pseudo reality count?
5. Am I fun to talk to? if talking to a narcoleptic hippo is fun then yes
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. tinfoilhalo... wait cellophane halo because it was itchy
7. Describe me in one word. swedish
8. What was your first impression? you dont appear to control lightning
9. Do you still think that way about me now? yes
10. What reminds you of me? lawn gnomes
11. If you could give me anything what would it be? the annual rain fall of the amazon basin
12. How well do you know me? only as much as the night vision googles allow me to see
13. Whats one thing that we had and was only ours? sherpa god parents
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
im a luchador
15. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?
darklis:
I have an itchy foot.
bitches are bitches and can be found anywhere. but brotherhood like that--- psht.
steeler pride son, steeler pride.