I had to change that last weird-ass dream journal . Too...uhhh...weird . 
So , as promised , I shall pose yet another deep philosophical question to you all .
Who would win in a fight between a mentally unbalanced perpetually angry midget with a rusty hammer and six rabid macaque monkeys who have been trained by redneck militia members to specifically attack midgets ?
Ponder...
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So , as promised , I shall pose yet another deep philosophical question to you all .
Who would win in a fight between a mentally unbalanced perpetually angry midget with a rusty hammer and six rabid macaque monkeys who have been trained by redneck militia members to specifically attack midgets ?
Ponder...
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This journal entry iss going to be just completely bizarre . I just got awakened out of a deep sleep after having this wacked out dream , so I might not be making the most sense . Normally my dreams are just jumbles of unrelated images and shit that play out like a badly edited movie in my head and then I immediately forget them...
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nic:
Wow, your dreams seem to be a lot more poigniant and meaningful than mine.
For the none of you who participated in the happy drunky super contesty thing , the winning beer was GOLDEN MONKEY!!!!! That's right . It was delicious , refreshing , and named after my favorite animal . NOBODY wins Guam . Tough luck sucka's!!!! 
I just saw some random idiot violently stab an inflatable Frankenstein monster on a busy street corner . No , I...
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I just saw some random idiot violently stab an inflatable Frankenstein monster on a busy street corner . No , I...
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hellah:
uh huh! you've got that right! ::laughs:: harcore....hmmm.
thanks so much for the comment. all the sweet things people have been saying are making me happy to say the least.
thankyou sweetheart.
thanks so much for the comment. all the sweet things people have been saying are making me happy to say the least.
thankyou sweetheart.
rys:
Hey, better than your average day at work right?
HAPPY DRUNKY SUPER MEGA CONTEST
Okay kids , it's time for another super-duper contest from your Uncle Tinfoil . Are 'ya excited????? Sure 'ya are . Just exactly WHAT kind of contest is it , you may ask . It's a HAPPY DRUNKY SUPER MEGA CONTEST!!!! Sheesh , I thought that you would have noticed it what with all of the capitol letters and monkeys...
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vrulovwrath:
We will choose our members wisely 
heterochromia:
Since none of these are stouts, I have no idea which one might be the best. Me love dark beer.
If nobody wins this contest and you need to get rid of Guam, I'd be happy to take it off your hands. "The Isle of Guinness" has a nice ring to it.
If nobody wins this contest and you need to get rid of Guam, I'd be happy to take it off your hands. "The Isle of Guinness" has a nice ring to it.
ANOTHER HURRICANE????? What the hell???? Is it just me , or has there been a HUGE increase in the number of hurricanes and tropical storms in this past year or so . Not just an increase in the quantity , but also in the intensity . This bitch Rita is topping off at a category 5!!!! THAT is a big-ass storm . At least that...
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vrulovwrath:
ok First I thought YOU got zoted and then I thought that you got mad at me for some unknown reasons and removed me from your friends list 
Dude you scared the hell out of me
Dude you scared the hell out of me
vrulovwrath:
Yaiii youre back to me
:WARNING: LONG AND RAMBLING INTROSPECTIVE JOURNAL AHEAD...
I've been feeling really odd today . I didn't actually DO anything specific to bring on this peculiar feeling other than beginning to watch the first season DVDs of the show Dead Like Me . I guess watching somebody trying to cope with life after death kind of made me start to wonder about my own life and...
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I've been feeling really odd today . I didn't actually DO anything specific to bring on this peculiar feeling other than beginning to watch the first season DVDs of the show Dead Like Me . I guess watching somebody trying to cope with life after death kind of made me start to wonder about my own life and...
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rhys:
amen! hehehe ..thank you 
nic:
Hahahah I totally have no hard. Vicious, unremorseful, evil. Like a buzzard or something.
I forgot to tell you guys about some of the incredibly BIZARRE things that I saw on my journey through Chicago and the surrounding area . Apparently advertisers and sign makers out there are all on some sort of hallucinogenic substance , 'cause there was some damn strange signs along the road . I saw a "DAIRY QUEEN & FISH " sign...that sounds like an...
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vrulovwrath:
It never does. Only in movies.
noir:
Thank you for the comment on my set. It really made my day!
I'M BAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!
Chicago effing ROCKED . I had a great time . Lots of really cool stuff and really amazing folks out there . I got to do some touristy stuff like going to the Sears Tower ( I've never been in a building where my ears popped going up in the elevator !!!! THAT is a tall-ass building . ) , and Wrigley Field...
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Chicago effing ROCKED . I had a great time . Lots of really cool stuff and really amazing folks out there . I got to do some touristy stuff like going to the Sears Tower ( I've never been in a building where my ears popped going up in the elevator !!!! THAT is a tall-ass building . ) , and Wrigley Field...
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obsidian_:
i love Chicago and i love Body worlds..
take me with next time...
take me with next time...
vrulovwrath:
WOW you seem like you had an awesome time. I want so bad to go to that bulding to pop my ears in the elevator and watch this exibit witch I've heard before in here. I would also KILL to go to that restorant where you ate with hands 
damn you had such a lovely time I'm realy happy for you man 
do it again some time
and watch this exibit witch I've heard before in here. I would also KILL to go to that restorant where you ate with hands damn you had such a lovely time I'm realy happy for you man do it again some time
As of Sunday the 28th I will be in the great city of Chicago for two weeks . I'm not sure if I'll have any kind of internet access , so don't be pissed and curse my name and/or burn down my house if I don't respond to you . I still don't know what exactly I'll be doing there , but the odds are...
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clara:
Eat some local delicacies for me.
kaela:
*BEEP*
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*BEEP*
Hello Mr. Halo, this is Kip's Anal Douche Emporium calling. Umm, [Aside: Oh my gosh, you guysth, histh voicthe soundsth stho sexthy on the ansthering machine!], my name is Kip, and I wasth just calling to let you know that your Extra Large Caboose Douche isth in. Ummm, [Aside: Shut UP you guysth! Don't messth thisth up for me again!!] I can hold it here for you, or I could justh, you know, sthwing by and, you know drop it off at your housthe... tonight... or tomorrow... or you know, whenever isth good for you. Stho, just give me a call, Kip, at the Emporium... Umm... [Aside: Shut UP! Shut up you guysth! Stheriously, shut UUPPP!!!] my number here isth 277-3857, or ASS-FUKR, whatever you like. Umm, I'll justh give you my cell number, um in casthe, you know, I'm not here. It'sth 547- 5886, or KIP-LUVN, whatever you like. Stho yea, um, give me a call, and I'll get that douche to you fasth. Okaybye. [Aside: God you bitchesth! He sthounds dreamy. Shut UP!]
*BEEP*
Is it possible to accquire spontaneous mental retardation ? 'Cause I think that I may have been afflicted by that today .
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kaela:
Well, at least it was just sporadic retardedness. That's acceptable. Everyone has that.
norritt:
yup her
hope your brain feels better
hope your brain feels better
I know it has been an awfully long time since you commented on my set but I just wanted to say thank-you sOOOO much. Your comment was sincere and original and very heartwarming