I'm going to trust all of you good lads and lasses at SG with a HUGE secret. I, TinfoilHalo, am a SUPER HERO!!!! My "Hero Name" is PANDA SMASHER!!!!
Why, you may ask, would you choose a name that infers you enjoy causing physical harm to cute and cuddly panda bears? I'll tell you why...because those cute and cuddly panda bears are DESTROYING THE...
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Why, you may ask, would you choose a name that infers you enjoy causing physical harm to cute and cuddly panda bears? I'll tell you why...because those cute and cuddly panda bears are DESTROYING THE...
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While there aren't any "spoilers" in my rant/review of Rob Zombie's Halloween, you may not want to know ANYTHING about the movie before you see it. If so, jump to the bottom for my final summation.
I went and saw Rob Zombie's Halloween "Re-Imagining" today. Honestly, it wasn't half bad. I went into this expecting the worst, but hoping for the best. While it was...
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I went and saw Rob Zombie's Halloween "Re-Imagining" today. Honestly, it wasn't half bad. I went into this expecting the worst, but hoping for the best. While it was...
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caia:
Thanks for your comment on my set!!!! 
I thought that recent events had effectively destroyed my puckish sense of humor and I had become a hollow shell of a human being...and then today I saw a girl wearing a shirt that said "I'm surrounded by jag-offs". 
Here is a helpful list of phrases and sayings that are native to the Pittsburgh,PA area, including the afore mentioned "Jag-Off" .
1) Jag-Off : A...
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Here is a helpful list of phrases and sayings that are native to the Pittsburgh,PA area, including the afore mentioned "Jag-Off" .
1) Jag-Off : A...
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annika:
Thank you so much for your kind words about my new set.
Love,
Annika
Love,
Annika
You know what sucks? Being broke,that's what. Why does the Powerball lottery have to be so damn hard to win? OR...why don't they just GIVE everybody that plays ten thousand bucks instead of giving one person 250 million bucks? That seems fair, right? 
I think I'm going to go knock over a liquor store.
I think I'm going to go knock over a liquor store.
vienna:
Thank you kindly!! You gave me such a sweet comment and I appreciate it!
So I celebrated my birthday by traveling up to Michigan to see one of my friends that I've known since elementary school. Had a GREAT time hanging out and playing with his new baby. Those things are just endlessly entertaining.
High points involved my birthday dinner that his wife's mom(who was also visiting) made. Seafood lasagna with Alfredo sauce!!!! SOOOOOOOO GOOD. Also enjoyed watching cheesy...
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High points involved my birthday dinner that his wife's mom(who was also visiting) made. Seafood lasagna with Alfredo sauce!!!! SOOOOOOOO GOOD. Also enjoyed watching cheesy...
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saraphine:
Yay foily! I misseth thee. I hope you are well my dear!!
saraphine:
Oh and Happy Birthday! You should come around these parts more often so we can know things like when your birthday is/ was 
Just saw The Simpsons movie. I am happy to report that they have apparently been leaving all of the funny out of the regular T.V. show to save it up for the movie. FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!! 
Really needed a good laugh. July has been the worst month EVER.
Really needed a good laugh. July has been the worst month EVER.
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yebutz:
i've resurrected just in time to wish you a happy frickin' birthday!
-me
-me
saraphine:
Yay foily! I misseth thee. I hope you are well my dear!!
I have returned from the great North West!!!! Portland was AWESOME!!!! I had a really great time. Such a clean and friendly city with so many strange and sometimes downright WEIRD people. It was just such a huge departure from the East Coast. OH...and the BEER!!!! Holy poop on a stick, the beer!!!! So many breweries, so little time. I did not go a single...
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saraphine:
Yes the West is way more progressive than us uptight East Coast jerks. Glad you had fun! I can see you fitting in with the North West perfectly! Thinking of moving??
saraphine:
I have given you mad props. Cuz you're the awesomest!
So I'm going to Portland,OR for two glorious weeks on June 17th. If I'm not mistaken, Portland used to be the home of SG back in the old days didn't it? Anyway, I've never been there and don't know too much about the area. Anybody ever been? Got any useful tips or suggestions? The only two things that I planned on doing were (A) Tormenting...
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norritt:
yeah portlands the place
i think it has the highest % of strip clubs
go to all of them and give us a full report
or at least keep going to em till your broke
i think it has the highest % of strip clubs
go to all of them and give us a full report
or at least keep going to em till your broke
"Ode to my recent hatred of Scooters"
I must express my general disgruntlement with scooters. While I'll admit they look like they're fun to zip through the crowded little streets of Europe on, they really have no effing business being in front of me and other road rage suffering motorists on a major American highway. WHY Mr. and Mrs. middle age yuppie scooter operators? Why...
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I must express my general disgruntlement with scooters. While I'll admit they look like they're fun to zip through the crowded little streets of Europe on, they really have no effing business being in front of me and other road rage suffering motorists on a major American highway. WHY Mr. and Mrs. middle age yuppie scooter operators? Why...
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saraphine:
Maybe you should get a scooter and whoop their asses! 
Yeaaah....
Yeaaah....Have you ever fallen for a person who you just know will only wind up causing you grief ? It's like this girl that I know is like living breathing heroin. I know that I shouldn't have gotten involved with her in the first place, but now I'm hooked. I'm also a smart enough person to know that , in time , she will most...
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norritt:
fuck that's all of 'em
hey dude my web comic is called tiny death
for a second i thought you were name checking me in your sig line
hey dude my web comic is called tiny death
for a second i thought you were name checking me in your sig line
lizardam:
Hahahaha.....petting zoo. That is hilarious. Yes, AND quite disturbing.
Thank you, your compliment is very sweet.
Thank you, your compliment is very sweet.
Hey dude! Long time no chat! How have things been lately?
I understand your point, but pandas? C'mon. You need to villify them much more than that to make me see the need for a Panda Smasher. Spider Smasher, absolutely. But pandas? Sorry, dude. I'm not on board just yet.
Well anyway, just thought I'd say hey.
Talk to ya soon!
Indeed, I did disappear for quite some time. I did join a cult, and surprisingly, it left little time for my SG obsession. Apparently they frown upon naked chicks and funny people. *PHEW* am I glad I got out before it was too late. The pine needles were really starting to leave marks after sleeping on them for so long.
Thanks for the encouragement. I'm nervous - I have meetings lined up all day. How weird to say that! Anyway, gotta go prepare for that, so I will talk atcha later.
Take care!!