As of Sunday the 28th I will be in the great city of Chicago for two weeks . I'm not sure if I'll have any kind of internet access , so don't be pissed and curse my name and/or burn down my house if I don't respond to you . I still don't know what exactly I'll be doing there , but the odds are better than average that it will involve mass consumption of alcoholic beverages and rampant cavorting...possibly even some shenanigans . Who's to say ? 
P.S. I just picked up the Iggy Pop double disc anthology CD and it FUCKING ROCKS HARD!!!!!! I loves me some old school punk stuff from back when people actually used music to convey messages instead of just to launch their acting carreer or to get their faces on T.R.L.
P.P.S. Can somebody please come over and feed and entertain my army of cybernetically enhanced " Omega Death Monkeys" (tm.) with chainsaw hands , laser beam eyes , and super poo flingin' retractable robo arms ? Thy're harmless unless they are ordered to attack...or a Dave Matthews Band song comes on the radio...or you look at them funny...or you are a Bush supporter...or they just don't dig your vibe . Monkeys , huh ? Go figure .
Okay , y'all...I'm out . Until Sept . 9th , please leave your message at the beep....***BEEP***
P.S. I just picked up the Iggy Pop double disc anthology CD and it FUCKING ROCKS HARD!!!!!! I loves me some old school punk stuff from back when people actually used music to convey messages instead of just to launch their acting carreer or to get their faces on T.R.L.
P.P.S. Can somebody please come over and feed and entertain my army of cybernetically enhanced " Omega Death Monkeys" (tm.) with chainsaw hands , laser beam eyes , and super poo flingin' retractable robo arms ? Thy're harmless unless they are ordered to attack...or a Dave Matthews Band song comes on the radio...or you look at them funny...or you are a Bush supporter...or they just don't dig your vibe . Monkeys , huh ? Go figure .
Okay , y'all...I'm out . Until Sept . 9th , please leave your message at the beep....***BEEP***
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