So I'm gonna' be going to Chicago for two weeks on my employers dime . I've never been there , so if anybody knows of anything cool to do or more specifically any place cool to drink and cavort at I would be most appreciative of any info . 
On a somewhat different note...I was looking at some Chicago bars and stuff on the 'net and found that there's a very strong Irish vibe there . I saw one place that had one of those "KIss Me I'm Irish" banners up in their place . Now I , as far as I know , am NOT Irish . Yet I would like certain folks of the female persuasion to kiss me . I feel that this is unfair . The only Irish qualifications that I have are that I can drink lots of Guiness and/or "Irish Car Bombs" and I can eat the hell out of some Lucky Charms . Unfortunately that doesn't qualify me as Irish . I am German . VERY German . I wanted to have some sort of slogan like "Kiss Me I'm Irish" that catered to MY heritage . I came up with a few things that I feel reflected what Germany is typically known for . I will now run them by you for your approval . Ahem...1 ) "Surrender To Me , I'm German. " 2) "I'm German , Would You Care To Taste My Schnitzel ? " 3 ) "Stop Looking At Me Like That . Hitler Was AUSTRIAN . I'm German . " 4 ) "I Would Like To Get Into Your Liederhosen , I'm German . " 5 ) " In Germany We Know Four Things...Drinkin' , Buildin' Cars , Startin' Wars , And GETTIN' IT ON!!!! "
I'm not sure if any of these slogans are as catchy as "Kiss Me I'm Irish" , but they ARE uniquely German .
TinfoilHalo...over and out .
On a somewhat different note...I was looking at some Chicago bars and stuff on the 'net and found that there's a very strong Irish vibe there . I saw one place that had one of those "KIss Me I'm Irish" banners up in their place . Now I , as far as I know , am NOT Irish . Yet I would like certain folks of the female persuasion to kiss me . I feel that this is unfair . The only Irish qualifications that I have are that I can drink lots of Guiness and/or "Irish Car Bombs" and I can eat the hell out of some Lucky Charms . Unfortunately that doesn't qualify me as Irish . I am German . VERY German . I wanted to have some sort of slogan like "Kiss Me I'm Irish" that catered to MY heritage . I came up with a few things that I feel reflected what Germany is typically known for . I will now run them by you for your approval . Ahem...1 ) "Surrender To Me , I'm German. " 2) "I'm German , Would You Care To Taste My Schnitzel ? " 3 ) "Stop Looking At Me Like That . Hitler Was AUSTRIAN . I'm German . " 4 ) "I Would Like To Get Into Your Liederhosen , I'm German . " 5 ) " In Germany We Know Four Things...Drinkin' , Buildin' Cars , Startin' Wars , And GETTIN' IT ON!!!! "
I'm not sure if any of these slogans are as catchy as "Kiss Me I'm Irish" , but they ARE uniquely German .
TinfoilHalo...over and out .
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"I'm German and I can hook you up with Shumaher if you want" (or however that is speled too)
"Elainael is my friend"
This way AAAAAAAALL the chics in the world will come runing to you