tinfoilhalo

You know what I don't understand ? Text messaging on cell phones . I don't mean that I don't understand how to do it....uhhh...actually I don't , but that's really not what I meant . I don't understand why you would choose to stand there and type out messages on a tiny keypad when you could just call the person and say "Hey , what's up asshole ? " Incidentally , that's the traditional greeting amongst me and my family members . We mean it in a good way though . Back to my point . It will probably take me about three and a half hours to type these few tiny little sentences on a FULL SIZE keyboard . I can't even imagine how long it would take me to type on a cell phone . I would probably just text them "Hey . Call me , asshole . " anyway . The fact that people actually type on a device that was specifically designed to make typing obsolete is just the definition of irony to me . that's like having a team of horses pull your car around .

Oh well , that's my useless rant for the day . Enjoy .