[ Before you read any of this meaningless crap , please tell all of the folks from the UK on the site that you know that you're thinking of them and their families . Sometimes the world has a way of getting in the way of our good times . Everybody in London , I truly hope that you're okay and all of your friends and family are safe .Whoever is responsible for this cowardly act , I hope that someday you realize that attacking innocent people will only get your stupid ass one step closer to HELL . Injuring women and children...yeah , you're courageous and honorable soldiers . FUCKERS!!!! 
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There were two people in a car parked behind my place of employment having sex this evening . It beat the hell out of the normal boring day-to-day shit .
I've been looking for new jobs lately . Or more specifically , some way to make more money . Being broke all the time REALLY sucks . So as I'm looking through the internet job listings and I find an add for BALLOON TWISTER ????? Yep . Twisting balloons into little animal shapes for a PROFESSIONAL balloon twisting company . AWSOME!!!!!!!! Then I saw that they offered "Competetive" pay that was around $8.00 an hour !!!!! Wait....8 BUCKS????? Competetive my ass . Who are you competing with , the crazy homeless guy who sings Barry Manilow songs in the subway station for nickels ? Then it hit me . I could come up with a better pitch than THAT . How 'bout " Sure the pay sucks , but fuck it....BALLOONS , dude!!!! " Then I came up with an add for the company that I'm currently working for . BTW they sell furniture and crap ( Not REAL crap , 'cause people can make their own . Why buy it ? ) Anyway....it went something like " If you don't have our products in you home , you might as well be living in a shithouse with curtains . "
That kind of thing SPEAKS to people . Advertising may be the career for me . I think folks would respond to REALISTIC ads . Instead of the excrutiatingly annoying "I'm loving it" adds from McDonalds , how about " Hey . You're already fat . Go on , have a Big Mac . " Or instead of those retarded campy-ass Old Navy adds , a simple black screen with white lettering saying OLD NAVY : It's the same stuff that they have at The Gap or Abercrombie & Fitch , only cheaper...and without the shitty attitude . " If none of that gets customers in the stores , I'd simply put monkeys in EVERY add . Human beings are unable to resist the power of the monkey . OBEY ME...
TFH , over and out .
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There were two people in a car parked behind my place of employment having sex this evening . It beat the hell out of the normal boring day-to-day shit .
I've been looking for new jobs lately . Or more specifically , some way to make more money . Being broke all the time REALLY sucks . So as I'm looking through the internet job listings and I find an add for BALLOON TWISTER ????? Yep . Twisting balloons into little animal shapes for a PROFESSIONAL balloon twisting company . AWSOME!!!!!!!! Then I saw that they offered "Competetive" pay that was around $8.00 an hour !!!!! Wait....8 BUCKS????? Competetive my ass . Who are you competing with , the crazy homeless guy who sings Barry Manilow songs in the subway station for nickels ? Then it hit me . I could come up with a better pitch than THAT . How 'bout " Sure the pay sucks , but fuck it....BALLOONS , dude!!!! " Then I came up with an add for the company that I'm currently working for . BTW they sell furniture and crap ( Not REAL crap , 'cause people can make their own . Why buy it ? ) Anyway....it went something like " If you don't have our products in you home , you might as well be living in a shithouse with curtains . "
That kind of thing SPEAKS to people . Advertising may be the career for me . I think folks would respond to REALISTIC ads . Instead of the excrutiatingly annoying "I'm loving it" adds from McDonalds , how about " Hey . You're already fat . Go on , have a Big Mac . " Or instead of those retarded campy-ass Old Navy adds , a simple black screen with white lettering saying OLD NAVY : It's the same stuff that they have at The Gap or Abercrombie & Fitch , only cheaper...and without the shitty attitude . " If none of that gets customers in the stores , I'd simply put monkeys in EVERY add . Human beings are unable to resist the power of the monkey . OBEY ME...
TFH , over and out .
Anyway...
Fablan, over and out.