tinfoilhalo

I need some back-up . Specifically from my Pittsburgh peeps . Okay , I was at Margarita Mamas( A club in downtown Pittsburgh . ) last night for a going away party for a girl at work . While at said party there was a bikini contest at the club . Here's where I need some back-up . There were half naked girls parading around onstage ten feet away from me . I , however , was completey oblivious to these hot scantily clad women because of the celebrity judges . HEINZ WARD & JEROME BETTIS!!!! Seriously...Is it wrong that if these girls would have come up to me and offered me sex , that I would have punched them all in the face and stepped on their lifeless corpses just to slap Heinz and Jerome five ? Is there something wrong with me or have I finally been assimilated into the Pittsburgh way of life ? I need some helpful advice .